Finally, A Human Ahsoka I Like Looking At Omfg

Always reblog.

I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money. 

“A scam” people are fucking wild.  

Nominate TMNT please!

✨️The Ultimate Anthro Poll!!✨️

Pretty self explanatory, a poll for anthro furry/scalie/whatever the term is for bugs characters.

Inspired by polls like @cool-hat-bracket, @thegreatbigdetectivepolll, @latinotiktok's latinosexyman tournament, @who-do-i-know-this-man, @mostannoyingfandom-poll, @doomed-bythe-narrative, @least-sexy-man-competition, and @worstcharacterpoll.

What counts as "Anthro"?

For a character to be elligible for submission they must:

Have a humanoid body, but animal facial features. What this means is that they have to walk around on two legs but their face must be the face of an animal. I don't want to see any humans who just happen to have cat ears in the submissions, they gotta look like someone sewed an animal head onto a human torso. The body can be anything from fully humanized to something like a literal rat that walks on two legs.

Be based on a real life animal. I'm not gonna add fictional species for this poll, because they fall in a bit of a gray area between anthro and just a separate species altogether. Remember to specify what animal your submission is supposed to be.

Be relatively well known. You can submit obscure characters (in fact, PLEASE submit obscure characters) but no ocs. If google shows no results for them they cannot be submitted.

Not be from a dating sim because there are way, way too many of them. This rule is only here so I don't end up googling 50 different R18 furry dating sims. Spare me please, I beg of thee.

Not be from any sort of real life religion because that's disrespectful as shit.

finally, NICK WILDE HAS A GUARANTEED SPOT BECAUSE IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO MAKE AN ANTHRO TOURNAMENT WITHOUT HIM. JUAN CARLOS BODOQUE HAS A GUARANTEED SPOT BECAUSE I LIKE HIM. PLEASE SUBMIT BEASTARS OR LACKADAISY CHARACTERS BECAUSE I WILL EXPLODE IF THOSE SERIES DON'T GET NOMINATED.

The poll will prioritize multiple sources. What that means is that if two characters from the same show are submitted, ONLY the one with the most amount of submissions will be put on the bracket. If both characters have the same amount of submissions a preliminary voting round will be held to decide who goes on the bracket.

Submissions will close on May 8th, 10:00PM CLT at the earliest. However the form will remain open longer if we can't reach our minimum of 32 submissions.

Finally, here is the submission form. Have fun, and don't be afraid to submit anyone you can think of!! <3

This is HANDS DOWN my favorite human TLW art. And I've seen a ton of it.

The Last Wish-

I saw the new puss and boots and fucking loved it, it was a good movie

Sometimes I get possessed and write really dark short stories?!

Anyways here's that

https://archiveofourown.org/works/45221314

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

It's a new moon fellas 👀🌑

*hisses, scrambles under desk*

TIME

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

it fucken wimdy