look fwhip sometimes your lore can be “I’m a little green skrunkly dude” and that’s just how it goes
I still haven’t seen ep 4 but THE MAD SCIENTIST TANGO VIBES OF EP 3 WERE RIIIICH 🤩
i want to give a bit of info to everyone who only knows miguel from the movie:
•he is not a vampire! his fangs are from his spider dna and are filled with paralyzing venom :) fun fact: the size of his fangs makes him mumble so other people don't see them while he's talking!
•he wasn't bitten by a spider like most spider people! spider dna was atomically spliced directly into his genes making him 50% spider
•he doesn't stick like other spider people! he uses the talons on his fingers to climb around and such! fun fact: these talons can easily slice through solid metal :)
•he doesn't have a spider sense! instead, all of his senses are majorly enhanced!
•yes! he always moves like that! he automatically moves like a feral monster because that's what he is!
•he has a fiancé named dana and a little brother named gabriel! they are the two most important people in his life :) fun fact: gabriel recognized that it was miguel in the spider suit the first time he saw him in it!
•his eyes are red because they can see in major details and in complete darkness. fun fact: this makes his eyes super sensitive to light, which constantly gives him migraines :)
•yes! his ass is that huge in the comics, too! everyone in the comics are always commenting on it ^^
•miguel is irish/mexican :)
•he is NOT the original spider man of his universe! there was a peter parker in the past before the year 2099
just wanted to clear up some facts about him movie onlys may have misconstrued ^^
They're ready for mischief 👀
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feels so wrong that itll be 2025 soon. fake year. science fiction year
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[image ID: ren’s red life skin. it is his hawaiian shirt skin, except his sunglasses and the flowers are bright, bright red. /end ID]
this is somehow such an extremely comical red name skin. there is no intimidation factor here. he looks like a dork. good for him