Okay Seriously. Reblog If You're OLDER Than 11.

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Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

finally finished this painting i sketched out months ago… please click for better quality i know tumblr is gonna kill it (reference used)

TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

Flippin' epic

Whats your opinion on blue bannanas (look up vanilla bananas)

introducing the Blue Java Banana, which tastes like vanilla & has the consistency of ice cream! 

strangely NOT an internet hoax, this vanilla ice cream banana commits the sin of Gluttony, for which we at @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses are all in favor!

Wow. Talk about attention to detail.

Video here: https://twitter.com/javi_draws/status/965260617790738432?s=21

Very torn between “Queen Elizabeth is a colonizer” and “but I do want her to outlive her stupid son”