this is what actually happened on the plane
what do you mean I can't crawl in between the slats of your ribs and sleep soundly to the beat of your heart? do you even love me?
House plots go one of two ways
Plot type A:
haha House and Wilson have a bet to see who can steal the most things from Cuddy’s office without her knowing. And also haha House gave Wilson a mysterious drug again!!
Or something like
Plot type B:
House almost killed himself operating on his own leg in his bathtub and almost met God for the 5th time
viktor arcane has to be one of the characters ever.
he's gay. he's terminally ill. he's suicidal. he's from league of legends. he's in a toxic relationship with an orb. he also might be the orb(???). he bullshitted his way into the academy by pretending he went there. he rizzed up a guy so he wouldn't kill himself. he then tried to impress said guy by breaking into his boss's lab. then when he got caught he tried to play it off by saying he thought this big intimidating door was his bedroom door and he was just trying to sneak a guy in there. he nearly died because hetero sex was happening like a mile away. kinda. he took illegal drugs. he's also the apprentice of the guy who's making the illegal drugs and never mentions it. he's inspired off of the tale of frankenstein's monster. he got shot by a missle and fucking died. when he came back to life he immediately broke up his messy gay situationship and became jesus fucking christ.
truly one of the characters of all time
Doodle Request: Tyler & Jack The Narrator kissing and that would be Fight Club Yaoi
Most hormonal drawing ever
one of my favorite things to do is scroll through the fight club tag and go 'he would not fucking say that'
i fucking hate this game
proshitters piss off 😝😝
boy scout Tyler🫡