Nah

But every time I rotate my kidneys I end up losing my spleen :(

You're supposed to rotate your kidneys every 6 months and none of you do this and this is why you feel like shit all the time

@idraw-sometimes make sure you read the second paragraph. I'm actually excited.

“Half delicious murder ballad, half beguiling love story, Amal El-Mohtar transports us to Faerieland so seamlessly it seems as though she just stepped out of it.” —Holly Black

This advertisement is for The River Has Roots, the solo debut of Amal El-Mohtar, co-author of This Is How You Lose the Time War. 

WHAT’S IT ABOUT

Sisters Esther and Ysabel Hawthorn tend and harvest the enchanted willows that grow on their land at the border of Faerie and the mundane world. The sisters honor an ancient compact to sing to the willows as thanks for their magic, and they cherish each other as much as they cherish their trees.

But when Esther rejects a suitor in favor of a lover from Faerie, she places their sisterly bond and their very lives in peril. Follow the river Liss to the small town of Thistleford, on the edge of Faerie, and meet two sisters who cannot be separated, even in death.

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

Pinkie Pie x Flaaffy pokemon pony fusion! thought this might be a fun combo, def want to make some more of these ♥

@idraw-sometimes I have new ideas to torment ppl eith

DnD campaign idea, the game takes place in an office setting and this is their first encounter. (it's a mimic)

Imagining an alien species that has a buncha carbs or whatever as skin so that when a human spits on them they begin to melt and therefore humans would have “acid spit” to them (because human saliva has amylase or whatever that can dissolve sugars)

I'm not even gonna complain about it. I found it funny. She saw me taking them and she was laughing about it

@idraw-sometimes It's 5:37. How's the stage managing going? The closet is pretty warm.

I'll strike at the end of band when we're outside and clean up whatever falls on the ground

No directors, no consequences

Evidently my dog has decided the shit im wearing today is No It and has decided to try to pull me around by it and tear the living shit out of it

POV: You stop to talk to your coordinator for your college classes and end up having a second breakdown of the day that leads to the discovery that the school once again fucked up your schedule and you now have to pay for being over the maximum allotted credits