Navratri Mahotsav 2023

still don't understand how i can properly respect kanha as literal origin of everything ever but still say wassup bro to him in my head

hahahhaa I love that 😂💕💕

do you guys have any strange names by which u call krishna in ur head, like i call him "bhaijaan" for some reason

(completely Not referring to salman khan connotations 🤢)

THIS IS SO WEIRD COS HE WAS TELLING ME THE SAME THINGS YDAY!!!! OMG WHAT A SYNCHRONICITY!!! wowwww

yk somewhat I didnt believe him yday but like now how can I not 😭😭💙💙💙

thank you for sharing!!!!

jai shri krishna 😭💙🦚✨️

Listen my dear sakhi,

Krishna wanted to tell this to you ( really big secret I am telling you 🤫)

He was right by your side as your knee holding you when you were crying,

He was right by your side as the dog/cat nearby showing his love towards you,

He was the sun in all your "sun kissed" moments adoring how beautiful you look

He was the random stranger who once complemented you which you were thinking about all day, because he wanted you to know you are so precious and he always loves you

He chose you first, you are never his second choice,

He always hears your silent prayers, for he hears even the faintest footstep of an ant

He knows. Trust him.

Act as bravely as you would if he is holding your hand right there with you, cuz he is. Even if you can't sense it just yet

Trust me, he wants the same too - he wants to hold your hands, run away where the it's only you and him, he wants to hear all your ramblings while he makes your hair

And he's working towards it, each and everything that is happening is bringing you closer to him, he's waiting for the day where you could completely be into him so he can experience all those things that you have day dreamed about

Trust the process, trust him 🦚💙🦚💙🦚💙

And Abhimanyu and Uttara’s story is very sweet, fast, short and… red&white, I think… And our cunning Govind takes part in every love story :p

Who would win in a fight between Godzilla & Krishna - A ChatGPT powered story

"Comparing characters from different mythologies and fictional universes can be an interesting thought experiment, but it's important to remember that these are fictional entities with unique abilities and contexts.

Additionally, the outcome of such a hypothetical battle would largely depend on the interpretation and imagination of the storyteller or artist creating the scenario.

Godzilla is a well-known fictional giant monster originating from Japanese cinema, while Krishna is a revered deity in Hindu mythology.

Krishna is often depicted as a divine being with supernatural powers, wisdom, and the ability to wield cosmic forces.

In a fictional showdown, one could imagine various scenarios and outcomes, but it's essential to approach such discussions with an appreciation for the cultural and religious significance of these characters.

Comparing deities to fictional monsters can be sensitive and may not be appropriate for all audiences.

Ultimately, the "winner" of such a hypothetical battle would be a matter of creative interpretation rather than a definitive answer. "

It's more meaningful to explore the stories and cultural contexts surrounding these characters in their respective traditions.

-ChatGPT

"Write a short story about a battle between Krishna and godzilla from the perpective of paramahansa yogananda in which godzilla is defeated"

-Jonah

"In a realm where the boundaries between the material and the mystical intertwined, a colossal conflict loomed on the horizon. Paramahansa Yogananda, the revered yogi and spiritual master, found himself drawn into a celestial confrontation of unparalleled proportions.

Godzilla, a monstrous force of nature, had awakened from its deep slumber beneath the depths of the Pacific Ocean.

The ancient beast's rampage threatened to engulf the world in chaos, and its very presence shook the foundations of the Earth.

Cities crumbled, and humanity trembled in fear.

Krishna, the divine avatar of Vishnu, took notice of the turmoil.

Riding on his celestial chariot, he descended from the heavens to confront the colossal menace.

With his radiant blue skin and a transcendent aura that outshone the sun, Krishna emanated an aura of supreme divinity.

As Paramahansa Yogananda watched from a meditative state, he marveled at the clash of these titanic forces.

Godzilla unleashed torrents of destructive energy, belching fire and destruction with every step. Buildings crumbled, and the earth quaked under its colossal weight.

But Krishna, the embodiment of cosmic order and divine harmony, stood unwavering.

With a simple gesture, he raised his divine flute to his lips and began to play a celestial melody that resonated with the very essence of creation itself.

As the divine notes filled the air, a remarkable transformation began.

Godzilla, the symbol of destruction and chaos, started to slow down. Its fiery rage was quelled by the soothing music, and its movements grew sluggish.

Krishna's melody, filled with compassion and love, touched the heart of the beast. In the midst of the chaos, a spark of divine recognition flickered within Godzilla's eyes. It was as if the ancient creature remembered its place in the grand tapestry of existence.

With a final, heartfelt note, Krishna cast a radiant net of light that enveloped Godzilla.

The beast, once a harbinger of destruction, now embraced the divine grace.

Slowly, it began to transform into a force of renewal and rejuvenation.

Paramahansa Yogananda witnessed this astonishing metamorphosis as Godzilla was transformed into a guardian of the Earth, a symbol of balance and harmony.

The once-rampaging creature became a protector of nature, ensuring the delicate equilibrium of the planet.

As Krishna returned to the heavens, leaving behind a world forever changed, Yogananda realized the profound lesson in this celestial battle.

It was a reminder that even in the face of seemingly insurmountable chaos, divine grace and compassion had the power to transform destruction into creation.

In the heart of the conflict, the radiant spirit of Krishna had prevailed, showing that love, music, and the divine spark within all beings could overcome even the most formidable of challenges.

And so, the world continued on its cosmic journey, forever touched by the awe-inspiring battle between the divine and the monstrous."

-ChatGPT

I have literally been listening to this on loop for the past 2+ hours omg

and the version where radharani is singing is so good too

it literally transports u to another world

😭😭💙💙

So I was just a little sad couple of days ago and all of a sudden I had this one thought and it changed my mood completely. And now it does everytime whenever I'm down.

I was sad and then I thought that this is the same earth on which shree krishan came with Radha Rani. Idk and idc whether you understand what I'm trying to say but thinking of it like this just makes me feel so privileged. That I'm on same earth where Shree Krishan came, we are here now where Shree Krishan had already been. And since we have got this life as humans it's already a miracle because we are so privileged that we got to know about Shree Krishan "the karta dharta of this universe" it's magical. And the another thing is knowing the fact that shree Hanuman ji is also here around us somewhere. I mean like these thoughts just change my whole mood. I automatically feel blessed thinking about all this.

do you guys have any strange names by which u call krishna in ur head, like i call him "bhaijaan" for some reason

(completely Not referring to salman khan connotations 🤢)

sometimes i talk to the gitagpt chatbot at 3am and dream

okay so my parents were involved in planning this massive Ganeshotsav outdoors in our local community park for 6 months, it was this weekend, and it had been raining sm for the past week 😭

I asked our kanhaiya for no rain and everyone who organised it to feel satisfied in the end - and there were a lot of major issues we encountered on the way, but everyone who attended really loved the event (like 5000 ppl came!!) and said such positive things about us,, and it was sunny and cloudy but no rain at all over the weekend 🥰

it was all thanks to our fave omg, he can officially take credit

jai shri krishna 🥰💙🦚✨️