Status Update I Literally Managed One Strut In Front Of Our Jagannath Ji Painting While Listening To

HELP I JUST CALLED KRISHNA "K-MAN" IN MY HEAD SASSJQMA

still don't understand how i can properly respect kanha as literal origin of everything ever but still say wassup bro to him in my head

You see a demon, what do you do?

Shailputri: HAHAA! Joke's on HIM - I'm too deep in the cave of the mountains he will freeze to death if he even enters lol

Brahmacharini: *too busy meditating*

Chandraghanta: cute. but the sound of my dear lil bell is enough to slayyyy him :p

Kushmanda: kill him with kindness :)

Skandamata: but wait, does he have a child? If he's a monster then who takes care of the POOR KID??? CAN I ADOPT-

Katyayani: *opens eyes slowly* *demon instantly gets blasted with her third eye* ummm.. where is he tho?

Kaalratri: SO HE HAS CHOSEN DEATHHH I SHALL EAT HIM UP ARRAH *leaps up and lets out the deadliest war cry*

Mahagauri: I'm literally having a bubble bath rn. If he disturbs me then he won't be able to see the light of day ever again <3

Siddhidatri: *laughs* baby, everything in this universe is just a manifestation of my energy. I just need to take it back thus sucking the lifeforce outta him hehehe

okay my brainrot song rn is VE KAMLEYA REDUX and the lyrics are also so relatable to me why 😭😭

ITS NEARLY NAVRATRI SEASON BROOSSSSS

💃💃💃💃💃💃💃

JAI AMBE MAA

Modern MB headcanons

(Aka the sequel)

1. Arjun is a high ranking navy officer, but later on retires, to travel the world and teach kids dance.

2. Yudhishthira now has his own civil firm, a joint venture with Draupadi, and he is respected for his honesty and kindness for others.

3. Bhima is a celebrity chef, with a chain of restaurants, still known as Bhima ka Chulha.

4. Nakul is an A lister model and actor, who is very famous among the general public for his genuine nature, and zero involvement in scandals.

5. Sahadeva is a neurosurgeon, and has started his own chain of hospitals, with Nakul being an investor.

6. Balaram remains a teacher, but a very famous one, because of his chain of schools which teach underprivileged kids for free. He has also entered politics as an analyst as of now.

7. Draupadi is a criminal lawyer, and joint head with Yudhishthira. She is known to never lose a single case, and always get justice delivered to the victims.

8. Subhadra has her own practice, aside from which she works in Sahadeva's hospital, and has free camps in even the most remote parts of India.

9. Krishna never joins a political party, he is an independent candidate, but the public loves him, for he is the only politician who has genuine love for the people, selfless love, where he doesn't want anything in return. He is in the run for Member of Parliament from Mathura though, will you vote for him?

Him<3

Navratri Day 3

Navratri2k23 Blog Welcomes you all to celebrate the Navratri on this third consecutive day , in honor of mata chandraghanta who is epitome of Bravery, Courage , strength , skills And one who brings peace in our life with her smile and destroys all the evil not only around us but also inside us . As Mahishasur mardini we offer our namaskaar and Step in the grounds of joy and enthusiasm of Shade of Power as Red

Om Hreem Shri Chandra Ghanta Durgaaye Namaha Om Devi Chandraghantayay Namah

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Raas is the expression of a brave soul, just like every form ચન્દ્રઘંટા who breaks the barriers of oppression with grace.

still don't understand how i can properly respect kanha as literal origin of everything ever but still say wassup bro to him in my head

"naughty little munchkin" is soo cute broooo 😩😩💙💔

I didn’t really know how to reply to your rb of my Krishna post bcz im a boomer at using tumblr 😩 but just had to say that yassss i love my fellow transmasc desis *bro high five*

Ayooooo right back at you with the bro high five bestie we stan transmasc desis in this household 🏠