I Like Saying "I'll Allow It" Only In Contexts Where I Have No Power Or Authority

why does every job want you to have a drivers license… cant you want me for my loving nature

you don't get it bro. there's this song called we are the champions. adrenaline music. hypes you up kinda music. gets me in a frenzy. he says we're the champions of the world. the world dude

Meguca 🎀⏳

Bro, my unyielding loyalty towards you is totally normal and healthy, I swear. It's just that it's definitely my duty to rip out your enemies throats with my bare teeth. You are the love of my life and I am your most valuable tool. Each night, I fantasize about dying in your arms, covered in blood, and then I close my eyes one final time, satisfied because I can feel your fingers on my face as I take my last breath. Haha anyways

Marx forgot to cite the Power of Friendship in his very extensive studies… But that’s ok, we have monkey D. Luffy

watch out for that autistic boy. his stim is killing maiming and decapitation

triple Baka squad and the yellow one

chinese peasants were learning to read theory in CAVES while us workers whinge about opening a fucking book, shut the fuck up

watch one piece

make me

Hairball time