Creating Candies That Grant My Own Wishes I Think!

hi besties

i love that the english language has evolved in such a way that saying “shit fucks” is a positive thing

Not mine, however it is extremely funny

pr*ship dni and don’t steal pls respect my boundaries

MY BABYYYYYY😭😭😭

Dude the hamster thing is crazy, I hear all these stories about the weird ways people's hamsters have died. Some of them borderline on neglect and abuse, but others are just ?????

has anyone actually seen like... a bird that died of natural causes? coz there are birds fkin everywhere but i have never seen a bird that didnt die of

an animal attack

car

window

like where are the birds that died of old age???

(my grandma asked this over lunch and i am changed forever)

tfw = two fucking weiners

The darkest character in genshin has a SLIGHT tan, and fans of the game are so used to paper white that they'll pretty much take anything. A Korean cookie game has more diversity!

I've been mad at genshin for its colorism since Sumeru where they made a whole nation inspired by South Asia and didn't represent its people, at all. Where so many people told me I was being dramatic and how genshin is a Chinese company so of course the only brown character is neon white.

I'm glad people are finally waking up. But it goes to show that racism against brown people is never, and will never be taken seriously. It's only after the nation inspired by Africa was shown that people finally decided to wake up to Genshin's bullshit

Every time hate was directed towards Nahida people would always redirect it by saying they were hating cuz Nahida was a child and not a waifu, bro, no one gave a shit about Nahida being a kid. People were upset about her design.

Genshin after whitewashing indian and African deities: 👻🤭😝😋☺️☝️😍🥺😏🤭

There's this part before you leave the bedroom in portal 2 (after the moron crashes it into the wall a bunch of times) where he tells you to jump out of it.

I stared at wheatley for a good 20 seconds while he SOFTLY ENCOURAGED ME TO LEAVE THE ROOM AND WAS SO COMFORTING AND SWEET ABOUT IT LIKE REASSURING ME ITD BE OK🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

I DIDN'T KNOW WHEATLEY COULD BE SO NICE??? LIKE I KNOW HE'S ACTUALLY TERRIBLE, BUT THINKING ABOUT IT MAKES ME SO EEEEEEEEEEEEE💙🩵💙🩵