Congratulations To I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream For Being The Only Game Adaptation To Have This

FUCK I LOVE MEN 😭

Literally, Mabel is a perfect representation of how I was when I was a kid. Autistic headcanon moment YAY!

One thing I truly love about Mabel is that she is completely genuine and sincere weird little girl representation. She has a morbid sense of humour. She grew up with a horrifying plush bear called Bear-O and literally everybody hated him. Her prized possession is a pig whom she won at a carnival, claiming to be a witch while doing so. Her initial design for a wax figure was a fairy princess horse fairy princess. She punched a unicorn. She draws portraits of her friends on cats and sells them for a profit. Her dream boyfriend is a Bill and Ted clone who has a masters in law. She's scared of stop motion. Her uncle didn't like colours so she hatched a plan with her friends to blind him. When her uncle offered her a free gift from his shop, she took a grappling hook without even considering any other option. One time she said the sentence "it's covered in my blood, sweat, tears, and other fluids." No one is doing it like her

shadow the hedgehog is cool. gunblades are cool. vampires are cool. scythes are cool. white hair is cool. we need to stop lying about what is not cool

Okay just saw a post where someone was talking about the correct order to do maths in an equation acronym and they said 'PEMDAS'??? I learned BEDMAS wtf is this shit

so

These are the only ones I've heard but idk there may be more

ME WHEN IM NEUTRON STARS!!!!!

There's something quite charming about relatively small objects that are way heavier than they look. ooohh you're one dense little freak aren't you

Any starscream likers, I encourage chatting!!! :3

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

BREAKING: OpenAI unveils latest creation dubbed “Allied Mastercomputer”, said to be able to aid in military strategy and command

I love that computer man I want to suck his flat face

you'll be torn open and laid bare.

hehe and then what

Doesn't he get cold? Someone should give this man a blanket 💜