Holy FUCK Gang

there are a lot of things to talk about, but all i want to say is that even though i fucking knew brennan was gonna pull some dramatic of mice and men speech bullshit, he still absolutely sideswiped me in the last twenty minutes of the episode like he always manages to do

why weren’t you at reality practice

tell me why i assumed for no reason that raymond and loose duke are lovers

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

instead of corn or philosophy students, i propose a new spirit guardian form that combines the deadliest aspects of ally and kristen possible: beyblades and ribbon dancers

pop quiz! in this episode fig faeth _______:

throws a crustacean party

indulges in the teen rockstar life

tried to eat a random mushroom off the ground to get high

gets her contractually backed kisses in with ayda

is served legal papers from a judicial servant of hell

peels her pee-stained father out of the tire well of a van

answer: it’s all of them. emily axford is a bag of loose radioactive particles kept together by her drive to kill brennan and sheer glee

changing my name to cumulous rocks because during this whole episode i was either stunned or dying 

i hope that after all this, ruby will be able to join the circus like she’s always wanted to do.