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hi i have seen your jacket! im keeping it though

Ok awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope You get tetanus!!!!!!!!!!! And i mean that I think !!!!!!!!!!!!! G

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i have exactly three phrases in my vocabulary and they're "hiiiiiiii" "so truee" and "i'm gonna kill myself"

dont care didnt ask plus your wizard cap is cheaply made whilst mine is a fine silk

in order to combat the homophobia "allegations" I think chris pratt should come out as bi and fabricate an entire fake narrative about him and chris hemsworth being lovers (chris hemsworth starts going by hemmy so that they aren't a chris4chris couple). pratt says that they wanted to tongue kiss on the set of the new thor movie but big marvel silenced them, and #ShowtheKiss starts trending on twitter in support of their brave statement. the two of them get so caught up in this lie that it persists for several years, culminating in them getting married as a publicity stunt before chris pratt ultimately breaks down and comes out as homophobic, divorcing chris hemsworth and posting several angry twitter threads insulting him. instead of coming clean though, chris hemsworth doubles down on the lie and releases a very emotional notes app tweet about how chris pratt shattered his heart during this stressful and complicated divorce. he says that he can no longer go by "chris" or "hemmy" because both of those names remind him too much of his lost love, so he starts going by "sworth" exclusively to cope. of course, the internet collectively loses their shit over the situation and chris pratt's name is permanently ruined as a result, since he has now been labelled the man that made it so sworth can never love again.

“What’s A Soulmate?”

i thought this would be funny

I THINK I AM GOING TO CUT MY HAIR

It’s less of an au and more if a 1:1 of what happened in the show to think about dean as an 1800s merchant whose wife dies in childbirth and then says no when the doctor asks if he wants to hold the baby and closes off so severely the governess is afraid to talk to him about things that need done for the child’s care and there’s a lot of dean standing in the doorway while the baby wails with a tumbler of whiskey in hand and within five days he’s decided to send the baby off to live with his uncle and when Sam is like dean he’s the only thing you have left of cas now And more than that he’s YOUR SON Dean just stares at him blankly until Sam agrees to take him