Oh My Fucking God There's A Batfsm Comic On Webtoon And I Wanna Cry 😭😫

greetings, crowbarman

repost some old stuff from twitter

Based on a conversation I had with my friends today

Dick: Why are you crying?

Tim, crying: I just rewatched TASM 2 and Gwen didn't deserve that

Jason: [on his phone walking by] and you have a chemistry test tomorrow

Tim: [wailing harder] and I have a chemistry test tomorrow

bruce didn’t actually care if clark got to eat, he just chose violence for the sake of it

they ran into each other

Jim Gordon: do you realize how fast you were driving?! I can only look the other way so much!

Batman: Brazilian free-tailed bats can fly at speeds up to 99mph

Jim: just…just try not to do it again

Batman: the rocket on the batmobile is supposed to mimic the tail of a Brazilian free-tailed bat

Tony: Kid, why do you have bruises on your neck??

Peter, too embarrassed to say that he fell down the stairs: ummm... hickeys??

Tony: the fu- KEENER GET YOUR SORRY ASS HERE RIGHT NOW!!!

Peter: wtf???

Jason needs glasses to read😫💕

Wonderbat by Artcraawl

Jason rlly has the best origin ever like. Eleven years old. Manages to steal three whole Batmobile wheels. Hes like you know what I’m going back for the fourth. Gets caught by batman and instead of being like AHH BATMAN he’s like fuck you bat-stard (knocks the wind out of Batman with a tire iron) (books it while yelling TRY AND CATCH ME DUMMY 👅) and all that makes batman LAUGH in the anniversary of his parents DEATH in the SAME EXACT PLACE they died. Like. Iconic. Truly not only a funny as fuck origin but also manages to tell you in like one scene everything you need to know about Jason and what his dynamic with Bruce used to/should be