I Cannot Stress Enough To You That All American Government Agencies Are Falling Apart At The Seams Right

FFR I CANNOT BE TRUSTED IN A BATH AND BODY WORKS

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

i really want to talk to my crush, but my anxiety isnt letting me so if this post gets 10k notes by valentines day i will try to talk to her

This is how I deal with the fact that I’m slowly developing the fainting part of my disability. It’s not fun

I don’t think Moon (or Sun for that matter) would be good at handling someone fainting around them (they’re like yay!! Finally sleeping!! :DD …wait a minute-)

He’s a lil confused

Awgh <//33

FUCKING YES SKSBKWBDJ FIBALLY SOMEONE GETS IT

Okay, do any other otherkin do this? Like instead of being able to wag your tail you wag your foot? If that makes sense... :']

@lambment got the funniest prompts ngl

reblog to make prev stop having headaches

SWEET OMEGA CRAVINGS?? THATS WHAT THAT IS??? HOLY FUCK IVE BEEN LIVING THIS LIFESTYLE SINCE I LEFT THE WOMB?? MY CRAVINGS COME IN WAVES AND I NEVER NEW WHY?? ONE WEEK ILL EAT A WHOLE BOX OF CINNABUNS AND THE NEXT I’LL PRETEND I DONT KNOW THEM 🏃💨

Hello friends who nest!

Whether you're kin, a regressor, or miscecanis, you might be affected by what I call the nesting season, and want to nest all the time! 🪹

So I decided to make a little post about stuff I like in my nest to maybe give some of you ideas or just some comfiness reading it, because nesting is taking up like 80% of my brain right now- 💚

My essentials are: 🪹 Blankets (the fluffier the better) 🪹 Plenty of pillows 🪹 A tons of plushies 🪹 Orange essential oil on the stuffs 🪹 A cedar or orange candle/incense 🪹 A cosy drink (like coffee with some cinnamon) 🪹 A cosy show or podcast 🪹 Some snacks! (nuts for my crow brain, sweet things for the omega cravings, and sometimes some other stuff personally)

I also like to kidnap my partner in it, but that's not always possible 🥺😞 Please feel free to add on with your nesting essentials! ☕️

Happy nesting friends! 💚🪹

Fronting experiences!

1. The helicopter parent

Alter just pops in out of nowhere uninvited and starts giving opinions on what you're doing

2. Curious child

Alter just starts asking you a bunch of questions on what you're doing and shenanigans out of nowhere

3. Thrown in

You're struggling! Quick gatekeeper! Throw a motherfucker here to help!!

4. The corner whisperer

You don't even notice they're in front with you until you hear them whispering from a corner all of your darkest thoughts

5. I'm coming for you bitch

You say 1 thing about an alter and then you can hear them sprinting to front, too late, he found you!

6. Positive hyperfixation trigger

Oh no i mention bees, now the little is fronting and babbling non-stop about them!

7. "ACTSHUALLY ☝️🤓"

You make one single mistake and THAT motherfucker comes out of nowhere to tell you how wrong you are, THANKS JACKASS

8. Party!

A lot of alters just front cuz something fun IS happening!!

9. Party! /Neg

A lot of alters just front cuz something horrible IS happening!!

10. You kinda just wake up together

You get to front and the other guy is just there with you too, alright then