All Right. Time To Settle This. Reblog In Tags With Your Opinion On….

sso team blink twice if you want us to stage a rebellion and refuse to buy anything from sso until management makes a statement and promises to do better lmao

no talk me angy

My therapist: Jorvik long cow isn't real and he can't hurt you

Jorvik long cow:

logging on to ssoblr for the first time in months be like:

what belongs to the sea can always return...

or the one where astrid is secretly a mermaid

*violently shoves a microphone in your face* What do you think the new Anne will look like?

[leans in so close to the microphone I can taste it] anne von blyssen will be shaped like a friend

Sylvie Miststream and Denise Wisestorm are two of the most ignorant people in the SSO youtube life and of you support either of them please unfollow me

Now, with the power of multiple accounts and a decrepit ten year old laptop that just won’t quit, Aspen and Stormsong can finally fist-bump as the lord intended

"do not touch the crab pet" i8'm sorry but i am on the floor crying rn