Psych Is The Perfect Example Of How The Homestuck Relationship Quadrants Play Out Irl

caesars assassination but with empty cardboard tubes

mood

my hot take

The respect never leaves

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

when they get their candy stuck in the vending machine

shakes the vending machine: Joanna

gets arm stuck trying to get it out: May

asks for help: Fiona

all of the above, in that order: Robyn

The pun got me.

when she makes puns and indirectly flirts with your daughter in front of you

If you leave your Christmas lights up year round, it’s all “oh they’re so festive” or “oh they’re just lazy”.

But I leave even one (1) skeleton in my front b yard longer than a day after Halloween and suddenly it’s all, “oh they’re crazy” and “where’d they even get that skeleton anyway why does it look so real?”

Blake: Honey bun?

Yang: Yes?

Blake, flustered: I meant, would you like one?

Yang: Oh, uh, alright. Sugar?

Blake: Yes?

Yang, blushing: I was asking if you wanted sugar in your tea.

Blake: Oh! Yes, please.

Weiss: fucking KISS ALREADY