So, I work at an elementary school.
Today, the instructor was teaching the different variations of Cinderella. (There’s over 900 recorded, apparently.)
A point she was making was that there is no such thing as a boy story or a girl story-even though media says otherwise-because we should let everyone enjoy whatever stories they want. (Within reason, this was for little kids.)
So, obviously, the little kids at first are like, “NUH UH, THIS IS A GIRL STORY”, but they quickly warm up to it when she says, “You’ve all read dog stories, right? But shouldn’t only dogs read it, cuz it’s a dog story?” etc.
Anyways.
So, she was like, “So if you see a boy reading a book about...flowers..what do you say?” To get them to come up with responses for how to deal with that.
But IMMEDIATELY these two little first-grade boys pipe up.
“Hey, I like flowers!”
The kid sitting next to him turns to him. “Hey, I like flowers, too!” They grinned at each other.
“Everybody likes flowers.” And they high-fived.
And the instructor and I are just dying. A) because it’s super cute. B) because her point was made and C) we couldn’t have coaxed anything better out of them.
Kids are cute, it made my day so I hope it makes yours, you may continue scrolling.
Blake: Honey bun?
Yang: Yes?
Blake, flustered: I meant, would you like one?
Yang: Oh, uh, alright. Sugar?
Blake: Yes?
Yang, blushing: I was asking if you wanted sugar in your tea.
Blake: Oh! Yes, please.
Weiss: fucking KISS ALREADY
If you leave your Christmas lights up year round, it’s all “oh they’re so festive” or “oh they’re just lazy”.
But I leave even one (1) skeleton in my front b yard longer than a day after Halloween and suddenly it’s all, “oh they’re crazy” and “where’d they even get that skeleton anyway why does it look so real?”
Wanda would rather let half of the population of the universe die to save a Microwave Oven.
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Officer: *points at lineup* Who did it?
Me: It was the bear.
Officer: CUFF HIM!
Other Officer: *sobbing* The cuffs won’t fit! They keep sliding off!
at the end of each ep of queer eye when the dude shows off his new look to his family and friends