Reblogging For All My College Homies.

Wanda would rather let half of the population of the universe die to save a Microwave Oven.

I’ll throw in another $5 for Ruby and Weiss talking in Volume 7.

*slides $5 to crwby writers*

Give me the forbidden winter-whitley interactions plz

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

Blake: Honey bun?

Yang: Yes?

Blake, flustered: I meant, would you like one?

Yang: Oh, uh, alright. Sugar?

Blake: Yes?

Yang, blushing: I was asking if you wanted sugar in your tea.

Blake: Oh! Yes, please.

Weiss: fucking KISS ALREADY

*deletes angry paragraph*

I am SICK and TIRED of seeing so much hate towards Al! Al hasn't done ANYTHING to hurt ANYONE! Al is harmless!

But I can already hear the Al haters out there!

"Al isn't original!" No shit, Sherlock! That's what we love the most about Al.

"People aren't supposed to look like that!" That sounds like a problem between you and God, and frankly, plenty of people like the way Al looks.

"Al is just too WEIRD!" Have you ever thought that you might be to NORMAL to actually appreciate Al?

I think you all need to apologize to Al right now!

APOLOGIZE TO HIM

APOLOGIZE TO WEIRD AL RIGHT NOW!

May: hey guys have you seen Fiona?

Joanna: She’s in the other room crying but just give her some space for now

May: why is she crying?

Robyn: she‘s sad because snakes don’t have any arms

Fiona in the other room crying louder: WHYYY!!!

I don’t promote violence but I think if an art teacher writes or draws on your piece or tears it up you should be allowed to shoot them in cold blood.