Will Anything Ever Bring Us As Much Joy And Comedic Bliss As The Reveal Of Jason Mendoza? Will I Ever

The universal experience of-

"oh god damn it. It was actually a tragedy horror podcast"

Every single person had that moment of looking at the description, then the cover art, and then the 10 episodes left and feeling a sense of absolute dread.

Also, Jon never had plot armor, he had plot knives that just kept stabbing him over and over until the world ended.

I finished it

Thoughts in the tags

win for traumatised individuals! local eldritch horror is here to rip it all out free of charge

saw this shirt and knew what had to be done

"your gender is what is in your pants"

me, pulling out a fanart of jonathan sims: yippie!!

You know, I don't think we've discussed enough the fact that when all the worms broke through the wall and entered the archives, Jon froze. Sasha was pleading for him in the background to take charge and tell them all what to do, but it was Martin who took the reins and lead them to document storage where they would be safe. Martin is much better at making split-second decisions than Jon is--and while he'd probably argue it was only to protect them, he's better at leading than he gives himself credit for.

bitches will be like "this peice of media genuinely makes me sick. I am both mentally and physically unwell. it has done irreversible damage to me. I wish I can go back to before I even found out about it." and then recommended it to a good friend with a big smile on their face like it's the best thing ever created.

its me. I do this. and it IS the best thing ever created.

You people think you’re so funny (<— has been laughing on and off all morning)

Anyway chapter 3 is up nowwww 👀

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63610357/chapters/163805428

"what even happens in the magnus archives" Everything Happens In The Magnus Archives. it's all in there. you name something that is in any way scary or unpleasant then it's in there somewhere. if you have a niche phobia or recurring nightmare of any kind, no matter how obscure you may believe it to be, then one day you are going to queue up an episode and listen to the intro music play and then they'll read out the title "episode 42069, catching you in 4k" and recite your own personal worst fear Directly into your ear canals, in exactly the words you would use to describe it. the sixth episode is about exploding worm sex that kills you. and then there are 194 more episodes after that.

The Magnus Archives is a horror podcast WRONG

The Magnus Archives is a RomCom WRONG

It's the world most elaborately made and longest anti smoking ad lmao