Spoilers For The Finale:

Statement of Dolly Parton regarding…”Jolene”

The universal experience of-

"oh god damn it. It was actually a tragedy horror podcast"

Every single person had that moment of looking at the description, then the cover art, and then the 10 episodes left and feeling a sense of absolute dread.

Also, Jon never had plot armor, he had plot knives that just kept stabbing him over and over until the world ended.

I finished it

Thoughts in the tags

saw this shirt and knew what had to be done

deeply unserious five-second doodle inspired by this post by @amiableamos

Podcast so good I finished it and am now having coughing fits

My my friends got me a TMA birthday cake and I laughed for a solid 5 minutes

the magnus archives is a workplace comedy

I’ve had this idea for a while I’m glad I finally did it

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,