Headed To Target For A Dick Appointment

Step into the spotlight 👉🤛

Wow so this is what it feels like actually hearing your instrument in a song

Imagine showing this video to someone 6 months ago

Me: *gives snail cucumber slice* 🐌: munch munch Me: *literally sobbing* you ask for so little but you deserve so much

no offense but if u just straight up drink milk then I will never listen to a word u say to me

Southerner: oh man, there’s snow!1!! Guess we better uh… Not do a driving! *Drives 10 mph while sobbing*

Northerner: *driving a stick shift 80 mph in slick iced roads while eating a full cheese plate and blaring led zeppelins’ “immigrant song”*