hear me out—hozier reading the silica tweet out loud, and then immediately transitioning into eat your young
“BE QUIET, SILICA GEL! CAN’T YOU SEE I’M starving, darling, let me put my lips to something…”
*me, literally sick with want* whatever
kevin getting angry at neil for not taking his health seriously and telling neil to run then promising to teach him every night and keeping neil's binder safe without looking what's in it and calling wymack to make sure neil is okay after winter break and offering to talk about riko if neil wanted to
Get in loser the queen wants a drive
Alternative version underneath because I'm indecisive
The Kevin Day history nerd agenda has been eating me up, like, what's his favourite historical era? Modern or ancient history? Also, is he into politics too? Who's his favourite historical figure? What's his favourite useless history fact? Favourite documentary? Does he learn a lot about Irish and French history because they remind him of his mum and Jean? Does he prefer ancient Rome or Greece? Does he info dump on Neil and Andrew when Andrew won't let him watch Exy and he's bored? I have so many questions!!!!
My canon: Neil is super weird, but in a way people don't expect and it catches them unaware. He will have a perfectly normal conversation with you and then you realise he doesn't ignore the first slice of bread of the loaf, uses it right after opening it to make a sandwich. He doesn't have a set way of replacing the toilet paper roll. He does sock-shoe-sock-shoe. He takes the peel of the banana off completely before eating it on the go. He unplugs the laptop yanking on the cable not the plug. He eats kiwis with the skin on like they're apples. He eats dry cereal then drinks a glass of milk.
Neil Josten is like an alien that has managed to blend in quite well with the humans but sometimes he does something that reminds you he's a martian
seth gordon the kinda guy to love him some condiments. absolutely loses it for the sauces
omg they were roommates
they were roommates.
Smokescreens and Ashen Lies
new little Andreil one shot pretty angsty little bit of fluff all hurt/comfort
Summary:
Andrew realizes why Neil only ever let his cigarettes burn.
takes place in the liminal space of TKM after Neil and Andrew get back to Palmetto.
Ok to anyone who says “Kaz Brekker doesn't care about his crows! He only cares about Inej!” no he fucking does okay? There’s plenty of examples but I’m gonna use Nina because people tend to say the two of them aren't really friends above anyone else-
“Kaz had considered trying to eavesdrop on Matthais and Brum in the ballroom, but he didn't want to lose sight of Nina when there were so many drüskelle around.”
Kaz Brekker, the man who deals in information, the man who does not trust Matthais, allows him to walk away alone with his ally and Kaz’s technical enemy all because he doesn't want Nina, a Grisha, to be alone in a room full of drüskelle who would be willing to hurt her if they found out who she was. He is not willing to leave her alone, unprotected, even if it would cost him his life and the mission. If that doesn't show care i don't know what does.