I Love How Opinions On S2 Jon Are Either “he’s Way Too Paranoid In S2 It’s Almost Hard To Listen

I had this EXACT thought about an hour before seeing this post and started immediately planning Large Art Projects That I Will Never Finish based on it because That Is What I Do

ok ok, so, I just kind of realised that Simon Fairchild is older than planes right? so, can you imagine how excited he was when they were invented? he felt the fresh fear of the wright brothers for those first 12 seconds and went insane.

OR, alternatively, he invented the aeroplane because he was bored of just throwing people from cliffs

ohmygod. he was absolutely fucking ecstatic. overwhelmed with joy. best day of his life. he would force every other avatar onto a plane immediately

reblog if you need a hug

i know every digit of pi

Sure

Hey, could you do me a favor?

Could you just RB this?

The little RB statistics chart is so pleasant and stimmy to look at and I want to see what it looks like when it gets really REALLY huge because it makes me think of some deep sea lifeform

I follow so many gimmick blogs. I see a blog that posts random fish under posts. Follow. I see a blog that posts isopods. Follow. I scroll through hellsitegenetics and find out there’s a similar one for proteins. Follow. My feed is a mix of tmagp theorists and random animals/science/data analysis/screenshots of specific items in movies/i think i follow someone who posts pictures of rick astley/birds/whatever. It’s glorious. There’s nothing fraught about a scrub jay. 10/10 highly recommend this tumblr experience

it's the start of the week, there's still time!

I was having complex thoughts about the distortion, truly expanding my concept of reality by way of the funny gay door thing, and then i got distracted and forgor

I love when tumblr decides i’m in a fandom now and starts tossing TONS of fan content on my dash. Guess im a king of the monsters fan now (i have watched exactly one godzilla movie and it wasn’t that one)

Hit post too soon

Sometimes i worry that people will think i’m a bot because my tumblr social cycle usually either looks like either

(Likes a bunch of posts and then permanently vanishes into the abyss)

Or

(Randomly follows someone after never having visited their blog before)

So sometimes i overthink things and follow someone because i liked a bunch of posts and don’t want it to look weird, or like a bunch of posts because i followed them and i don’t want it to look weird. I don’t know why i’m like this. Anyways if you see me in your notes, hi, i’m weird and socially anxious apparently

Sometimes i worry that

Triangle man, triangle man, triangle man hates rhombus man, they have a fight, triangle wins, triangle man

What if there was a war between triangles and rhombuses who would win (they are allowed to use guns btw)

There is an infinite supply of triangles and infinite demand for rhombi and we can't stop them from taking as many guns as they want.