Bellroc Would Throw A Molotov Cocktail At A Fucking Dunkin Donuts For Getting Their Order Wrong

half-pint of blueberry cheesecake ice cream

Skrael: I will destroy you all!

(Y/n): *hugging Skrael it they're chest* shhhh, it's ok my love, it's ok *kisses skrael's head

Skrael: *starts Blushing and stuttering*

skirby has the energy of that kidz bop bring me to life cover and pretends to be all emo and edgy and shit but actually couldnt even kill a fly without crying and dmk always has to order for him because whenever he tries to speak to strangers he turns into that “have you ever had a dream” kid

I’ve never actually heard it and looked it up to confirm. HE REALLY DOES.

You have defined him in such a concise, relatable way that cannot be refuted on any point.

this... this is true savagery right here.

@divinelowblood

nintendo: can’t have alcohol in our child gambling games!!! solution???

vacation juice

Now I'm just thinking of the news reporter who held the rooster and when it started flapping its wings he ran away screaming

galacta knight is chicken no i will not elaborate

Thanks?

-Mod Susie

i completely understand what you mean but no.

-Mod Galacta

Technically, he got chicken wings... could be tasty

-Mod Taranza 🕸

spooky chicken

-Mod SKirby

//Update: still haven't gotten that Windwaker selfie but he came to visit last October and now we're engaged

On the bus

//I’m sitting here on the way to school and just remembered how me and my BF got into an argument about where Courage and Wisdom are on the Triforce and I, having only ever played Ocarina of Time, still won the argument. Now he has to fight the bosses I don’t want to and when we play Wind Waker, I get to take a selfie in-game. During the fight with Ganondorf. I’M GOING TO TAKE A SELFIE WITH GANONDORF AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME.

Me writing a theory about Qilby while simultaneously hoping the Eliatropes will show up on Earth one day

My friends planning to hurt their ocs

Chorus Time Crackups

Hi. Welcome to the first addition of Chorus Time Crackups. So, what happened in my chorus class today, in order, is...

1. The announcements took a while to happen so at every announcement bell everyone joked around and repeated everything said in the announcements as if it were the pledge of allegiance.

2. One of my buddies (he's a baritone) hit a whistle note so now he's our male Mariah Carey. He is apparently horrified by himself due to hitting that note.

3. After that everyone was squeaking as they tried to imitate him.

4. The same buddy and another started doing a joke where one of them was a robot but all his sound effects sounded like a slide whistle.

5. I said "Bemis" ONE TIME throughout the entire class and everyone was roaring with laughter not even five seconds later.

This is still one of the greatest things ever made.

If you must know, they probably saw the live-action CATS movie.

i have seen catgirls in real life.