King Of Sassgard

Imagine Thor and Loki as kids

Thor *sees loki thinking*: Brother what are you thinking about?

Loki *bored af and gets an idea to panick Thor*: Just bored. I'm planning on who to stab today. Do you have any ideas brother? *smirks*

Thor *panicks* *sweating*: No idea brother. I'm sure you'll think of someone. I'll just leave you to it. *nervous smile*

Loki *knows Thor is frightened*: See you later brother. After I plan who to stab.*smirks*

Thor *petrified af*: S-see you later Loki.

Thor: *runs out of the room and hides under bed*

Loki: *laughs in content of his prank*

Lmaooo

(Found it on pint)

Bullshit that even Loki's fans say after the series

Fans: Loki grew up in stable environment and he is just spoiled narcissist

Loki:

Fans: Loki killed Frigga

Frigga:

Fans: Loki killed 80 people in 3 days & he enjoyed it

Loki:

Fans: Loki never cared about anyone but himself before series

Loki:

Fans: Loki went through a big character development in series because he doesnt want the throne

Loki 10 years ago:

WAIT... WHAT??

EXCUSE ME!?

What just happened!?

Chocolates

Sylvie : Name one person who doesn't like chocolates

Loki : What about-

Sylvie: And if you say your name I'm gonna stab you

Loki: *laughs* I'll reincarnate myself like always

Sylvie: *angrily* I'm gonna break up with you

Loki: *smug* you'll come crawling back to me anyway

Sylvie: I'm gonna vanish all chocolates from the world using my magic and I'll conjure one infront of you everyday and eat it alone while you watch.

Loki: *Gasps*

Everyone: *Gasps*

Sylvie: *smirks*

Loki: You take that back

Sylvie: No *Smirk widens*

Sylvie *to thor*: Thor, what is your strongest weapon?

Loki *sweating*: *smiles nervously* *about to leave*

Thor *smiles widely*: *to sylvie* That's a good question. *sees loki* Where are you off to brother?

Loki *panicking*: T-to my room brother. *smiles innocently*

Thor *crest fallen*: Wouldn't you like to demonstrate about my strongest weapon brother?

Sylvie *knows something is up with loki*: How can he help you demonstrate about that thor?

Thor *grinning*: Watch. *lifts a struggling loki and throws him*

Sylvie *laughs*: Loki's your strongest weapon. *laughs even louder*

Thor *joins sylvie*: Yeah. It's called get help.

Loki *angry* *yells*: Stop laughing.

Lmaoooooooooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣

(Found it on pint)

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Mr. Hiddleston's quote on that:

There was a big sequence on the Last Bridge in the movie, and we all had these choreography sequences while Chris and Cate Blanchett, and I, Idris and Taica were fighting together. [Waititi, the director] There were all these elements related to the great stunt department in a motion capture suit.

And we were doing that run, it was in the afternoon, and it was me, Idris and maybe Taica. I can’t remember. Sure, Idris was there, and it was our two-shot fighting these great athletes who are stunt guys. And I ran out of choreography. Basically, I think I finished the move before Idris, and he was still rolling, and I just stood there like a lemon and didn’t want to do anything interesting. So I flipped the knife over and caught it by accident. “

Idris laughed at it. We looked back on it.He was [like], “Oh God, he went and finally played the knife.” Because he had finished the fighting movement. But yeah, it ended up staying. Since then I have tried to do it. When I try to do it with a wooden spoon, it doesn’t work and I always drop it. So that was one of them, but it never happens twice.

Read it here

I just saw on youtube that Loki's knife flip scene was an accident. Idk if it's true tho. See for yourself. Here's the video: