HAPPY 43rd BIRTHDAY, ANTHONY MACKIE!

Aligator Loki: *growls*

Loki: Wh-why is it giving me a flower? What is he saying??

Old Loki: He’s saying that you should give it to that woman variant of ours.

Loki: Wha-? T-to Sylvie??

Kid Loki: *sigh* You look like you need all the help you can get. Sit down.

Loki: What do you mean I need help-

Old Loki & Kid Loki: *gives Loki a 4 hour lecture on how to talk to your crush*

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Thor and Loki after Endgame

Thor *searching for his game controllers*: Brother, where are my game controllers?

Loki *reading a book* : I've sent it off I know not where

Thor: *throws loki into the closet and locks him in*

[An hour later]

Valkerie *noticing that loki was nowhere to be seen* : Thor where's Loki?

Thor *looking at the closet laughing* : I've sent him off I know not where

Loki *yelling angrily from inside the closet* : Not funny Thor

Sylvie *to thor*: Thor, what is your strongest weapon?

Loki *sweating*: *smiles nervously* *about to leave*

Thor *smiles widely*: *to sylvie* That's a good question. *sees loki* Where are you off to brother?

Loki *panicking*: T-to my room brother. *smiles innocently*

Thor *crest fallen*: Wouldn't you like to demonstrate about my strongest weapon brother?

Sylvie *knows something is up with loki*: How can he help you demonstrate about that thor?

Thor *grinning*: Watch. *lifts a struggling loki and throws him*

Sylvie *laughs*: Loki's your strongest weapon. *laughs even louder*

Thor *joins sylvie*: Yeah. It's called get help.

Loki *angry* *yells*: Stop laughing.

This is soo cute

The best mlems

Mobius: *makes a detailed presentation using PowerPoint to prove that Loki is being mean to everyone*

Loki, standing up to make a point:

Mr. Hiddleston's quote on that:

There was a big sequence on the Last Bridge in the movie, and we all had these choreography sequences while Chris and Cate Blanchett, and I, Idris and Taica were fighting together. [Waititi, the director] There were all these elements related to the great stunt department in a motion capture suit.

And we were doing that run, it was in the afternoon, and it was me, Idris and maybe Taica. I can’t remember. Sure, Idris was there, and it was our two-shot fighting these great athletes who are stunt guys. And I ran out of choreography. Basically, I think I finished the move before Idris, and he was still rolling, and I just stood there like a lemon and didn’t want to do anything interesting. So I flipped the knife over and caught it by accident. “

Idris laughed at it. We looked back on it.He was [like], “Oh God, he went and finally played the knife.” Because he had finished the fighting movement. But yeah, it ended up staying. Since then I have tried to do it. When I try to do it with a wooden spoon, it doesn’t work and I always drop it. So that was one of them, but it never happens twice.

Read it here

I just saw on youtube that Loki's knife flip scene was an accident. Idk if it's true tho. See for yourself. Here's the video: