Diagnosed With Simultaneously The Most Boring & Interesting Girl In The World Syndrome

i think every movie should have a guy fucking his dead bestie’s fresh gravesite. i’m a romantic like that.

the hot new trend is "guard posting"

sniffs you

when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack

More childhood books

This feels a bit more obscure

do y’all like the scary bitches on here cause I made some more blinkies teehee

Oh, ladies and gentlemen The moment you’ve all been waiting for In this corner, weighing 135 pounds With a record of 17 vehicular manslaughter, 400 assaults, and 16 murders The undisputed, most diabolical villain in Miles County Art the Clown!

Completely sober in the club googling worst medieval executions