Spearmint333 - Alex

Junji Ito explaining his completely mundane inspirations for his most gruesome short stories never fails to amuse me

thank you Canada 🇨🇦

me when the disability disables me: oh what the fuck? this sucks. what the hell man!

I can't stand for this. *Runs you over in my wheelchair*

Omg I need to bring dogmeat with me next time i go to nuka world

I don’t think I’ve ever seen our boy so happy before.

ONE DAY you wake up and your face looks a little different. Its not really the same shade of flesh that you've known your whole life. It's a bit off color, and seems like it's getting a little longer. Not too much, but long enough for you to really think about getting your mirror replaced.

The next day, when the moon is full, you collapse on the ground. Writhing in pain and clutching your unfamiliar body, agonizing pain floods your senses.

You notice your hair color is dark black, approximately shoulder length, and straight. The fat in your face has shifted. No matter what gender you were before, you realize you're now a half-Korean 35 year old man. Black headphones grow from the sides of your skull to wrap around your ears. Your bones snap as they reshape again, and all the genes in your body change their very structure into something newly alive.

Slowly, as the pain and fatigue subsides, you notice that you've transformed into a perfect identical biological copy of famous gamer youtuber, Markiplier.

im watching secret life and gem telling mumbo hes “such a wet cat of a man” is SO fucking funny she gets me like no one else

If you clog up tags with “cures” for chronic pain and permanent disabilities I should be able to beat your ass myself