Nobody told me Supreme Family was A Thing™? Why????
Stephen helps Peter obey his curfew.
If he’s in the middle of patrol at 11:58, a portal will suddenly open up in front of him and he’ll find himself swinging into his room by 11:59.
Tony is not amused.
Stephen: “What? You want him in by twelve, I get him in by twelve, what’s the problem?”
Tony gets frustrated and the fastest way to calm him down is to fluster him (which Stephen is very good at).
Peter has been complaining for months about an unfair teacher that hates him, and then report cards come in.
Straight A’s in all his classes, except that teacher’s, even though Peter did all the work and knows all the material.
The High Maintenance Dad Duo™ is absolutely not having it.
Stephen goes down to the school and spends no less than three (3) hours correcting every factual inaccuracy the teacher has ever said in his life.
Tony calls the principal/superintendent/any higher-up in the school system and has him fired within hour 1, but still listens as Magic Husband goes off on his ass.
The cloak has a serious interest in Peter’s happiness.
It’ll go with Peter to any convention or other Nerd Gathering™ as a part of Peter’s cosplay.
If someone tries to pick Peter’s pocket while he’s busy soaking up all the cool stuff everywhere, it will smack the hand away and Peter is none the wiser.
Peter will fall asleep on his homework or whatever he’s working on in the lab, and no matter how far away it is, the cloak will zoom to Peter to drape around his shoulders.
Approximately twenty-one (21) windows and seven (7) priceless artifacts at the sanctum have been broken this way.
If Tony or Stephen is already there with a blanket ready, the cloak will physically fight them to get to Peter first.
Stephen does something similar with Tony. He doesn’t get why Tony calls him a hypocrite for chastising the cloak.
I’ve got more that I’m gonna put in a part 2
Right. Does anybody here know how to write the process of a character learning how to use/using a flamethrower? I’ve been trying, and it’s ending up just... weird.
Please help, Google has no answers and I’m 99% sure I’m on a list of some sort at this point.
R E B L O G T H E P I G E O N .
Prepare for trouble… make it double…
• Use the hand you write with.
• Make a fist with your thumb outside, not tucked inside. If it’s tucked inside your fist, when you punch someone, you might break your thumb. The thumb goes across your fingers, not on the side.
• Don’t be like in the movies—don’t aim for the face. Face punches don’t usually stop people, and you can miss when they duck their head or break your hand on their jaw. If you want to get away quickly, or end a fight, aim for the chest, or the ribs. If you really want to do some damage, e.g., you’re being attacked, aim for the throat, which will make it hard for your attacker to breathe for a hot minute.
• When you punch, you want to aim and hit with your first two knuckles. Not the flats of your fingers, and not your ring or pinky knuckles, which can break more easily. You can use your weight, if you’re on your feet, to add wallop, and spring into a punch with your feet and torso.
Throwback to Danneel’s post about her first episode!
Ripley: I’ve only had Newt for a day and a half, but if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
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I made a list of autistic slang terms that included a few alternatives to functioning labels. I call them trait labels. Here’s an updated version of that list:
Ninja- nonverbal (because ninjas are silent)
Camo - able to pass as NS (camo is short for camouflage)
Dragon - one who hordes collects items relating to a special interest
Timekeeper - one with a low IQ (the timekeepers of Ancient Egypt are believed to have been autistic, and while they were severely handicapped in other areas, they were able to maintain the most accurate calendar in the world of that time period)
Echo - one who primarily communicates through echolalia
Turtle - asocial (because a turtle can withdraw into its shell)
These terms can be combined to describe multiple Autistic traits one has. For example, a nonverbal autistic person who is very introverted and asocial is called a Ninja Turtle (yes, I adjusted the list in such a way that this combination would be possible 😝😝😝). To say that you don’t show a certain trait very often, you can add part time before a label. To throw in another grammar rule, make sure part time comes directly before the trait that isn’t very prevalent. For example, part time turtle ninja refers to someone who is only introverted and asocial at times but is always nonverbal, whereas a part time ninja turtle is someone who’s semiverbal and is always asocial.
I’m open to suggestions for more labels.
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two very good special boys commissioned by my good buddy @jadefyre!! <8D
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