Jesper: You Know That Guy I’m Dating?

wylan: why are you always in such a foul mood?

kaz: experience.

y’all pls do not look at my likes. i have no self control and immediately looked up no way home spoilers. save yourselves, it’s too late for me.

bro ship wars aside, if azriel doesn’t end up w gwyn (which he might not bc let’s be real no one knows who’s endgame) i want them to be friends so badly. like their friendship could be unmatched. same thing if he doesn’t end up w elain. i just like all the characters and i think their relationships, platonic or romantic, are important.

jesper: why do you call him "gandalf?" matthias: gandalf the wizard? hello, didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school? jesper: no, i had sex in high school.

will: wait, so if we’re 70% water, isn’t drinking water cannibalism?

hannibal: i’m gonna have to go with no, but i like the way u think

will, the next season: *wakes up in a cold sweat* oh my god

Jack Wolfe and Kit Young put their entire Wesper loving hearts into every scene they were in and it SHOWS. I will hear ZERO slander for the gift we were given with them and how they portrayed Wylan and Jesper. At this point I don’t even care that it wasn’t close to canon, I LOVED it they are my comfort ship and I will hear nothing bad about them ever.

I could talk about them literally forever someone make me write an essay on them and how much their portrayal of these character and these characters in general could change the fuckinf world ID WRITE IT

inej: please, kaz was just showing me how to fix the floor

wylan: anytime a man shows a girl how to do something from behind, it’s just an excuse for him to get really close and breathe on her neck.

jesper: watch any sports movie.

okay i’m gonna say it:

whoever wrote saltburn definitely read a dark steddie fanfiction and ran with it.

(like jacob elordi gives fanon steve cmon)