Kaz: What Does A Man Do About That Pain?

wylan: my boyfriend is so stupid. he kissed the wrong guy in front of me

inej: mine called me an “investment”

nina: mine tried to kill me and called me a slur

wylan and inej: what.

wylan: uh, guys? what does a pregnancy test look like?

jesper: thin piece of plastic with a thing on the end of it

wylan: okay, so this is definitely a gun

me pretending i think bucky’s gay ass is more attractive than sam on tiktok so people won’t cancel me

Jack Wolfe and Kit Young put their entire Wesper loving hearts into every scene they were in and it SHOWS. I will hear ZERO slander for the gift we were given with them and how they portrayed Wylan and Jesper. At this point I don’t even care that it wasn’t close to canon, I LOVED it they are my comfort ship and I will hear nothing bad about them ever.

I could talk about them literally forever someone make me write an essay on them and how much their portrayal of these character and these characters in general could change the fuckinf world ID WRITE IT

the acotar fandom is so weird. i love feyre and nesta. i love gwyn and elain. why are y’all determined to put women against each other? it reeks of misogyny.

I still see this anti blackness, misandry, misogynoir and overall white fragility floating around and I really need y'all to get the HELL OVER YOURSELVES. Y'all genuinely think white female representation in media is needed??? As if y'all arent the standard that society tells WOC THEY NEED TO BE IN ORDER TO BE CONSIDERED BEAUTIFUL OR "TAME". It's the preaching intersectional feminism but only caring about what benefits white women in the long run for me. It's the white supremacy, the racism, the white tears™️ for me when a POC calls you out on your BULLSHIT. I told y'all, if I caught y'all disrespecting Sam Wilson today it was gonna be on and popping and I meant every. fucking. word. of. it. TAG YOUR SHIT CORRECTLY. STAY OUT OF THE SAM WILSON TAG. STAY OUT OF THE CAPTAIN AMERICA TAG. AND IF I CATCH ANYMORE RACISM IN THE WHAT IF TAG?? EXPECT TO BE DRAGGED TO HELL AND BACK, BECAUSE I CAN AND WILL DO THIS SHIT ALL DAY. Y'ALL AINT ABOUT TO TAINT THAT TAG WITH RACISM AND WHITE FEMINISM, TAKE YOUR SHIT TO THE PEGGY CARTER OR CAPTAIN CARTER TAG AND LEAVE IT THE FUCK THERE.

HAVE A NICE DAY BELOVED!

jesper: throw it in the trash!

wylan: i can’t see it! cause when she comes in here, i’ll just yell “trash!” i’ll yell “trash!”

jesper: cover your ears and sing Landslide!

kaz: let’s call inej again

wylan: took my love and i took it down

jesper: we need to get this back in my closet—

wylan: i can see your lips moving!

nina: well, close your eyes!

wylan: *singing*

nina: throw it out the window, okay?

jesper: i’ll sneak down there, i’ll toss it in the dumpster

nina: *toss* here!

jesper: what the heck, nina?

nina: i threw like a boy! i’ve always thrown like a boy!

jesper: you almost hit me in the face! what are you, nuts? overhand?

wylan: *still singing*

kaz: oh well, matthias is a goner

nothing compares to the calendar on this site. flat fuck friday. the halloween post that always shows up mid july. you see four anime girls and immediately know what day of the week it is. on the ides of march we all wake up and clown on some guy who got stabbed two thousand years ago. last week we celebrated down with cis day. I can’t wait for ever given and nov 5th anniversary memes. anyways have a lovely neil banging out the tunes day

jesper: i've always been a little confused about this, why can't you kill wolves?

matthias: we believe wolves are gods

nina: not technically, in drüskelle culture, wolves are thought to be like god

matthias: do not tell me about my own culture, nina! in the mood i'm in, i'll take you out, i swear to wolf!

kaz: damn it! everybody, bathroom now!

nina: what’s up, dad?

jesper: what, kaz?

kaz: is someone playing a joke on me? honestly, why is my towel still wet?

jesper: cause it’s not your towel, it’s my towel, kaz

kaz: no, it’s not your towel. your towel is the red one.

jesper: i’ll tell you this, pal: i’ve never used that. i do use that one every single day.

kaz: oh god

nina: this towel’s so warm and fluffy, it’s like it’s been in the sun forever!

matthias: this means you two have been drying your junk with the same towel.

inej: intimate