Kaz: Mother Hen? I Think We’re About The Same Age!

nah cuz i don’t like loki/sylvie either but cmon… if sylvie was male presenting, the dialogue from episode 3 would’ve made some of y’all ship it. i know we wanted a male love interest but like… this ship isn’t out of nowhere.

nothing compares to the calendar on this site. flat fuck friday. the halloween post that always shows up mid july. you see four anime girls and immediately know what day of the week it is. on the ides of march we all wake up and clown on some guy who got stabbed two thousand years ago. last week we celebrated down with cis day. I can’t wait for ever given and nov 5th anniversary memes. anyways have a lovely neil banging out the tunes day

i want the fourth episode so bad. why would tom hiddleston make me so suspicious of the end? king really made me so nervous for what.

okay wait i want a genuine explanation about something. why are some people talking about how bucky never said anything about isiah... like wasn’t he under hydra’s control when he met him?? he might not have recovered that memory until recently. and even if he knew before... he wasn’t really in a place to tell the world anything until after the blip, bc he was a fugitive until that point. so, in the few months after the blip he’s obviously dealing w his PTSD and isiah or anything else from the past like that isn’t his first thought. like i seriously wanna know what people are talking about, i don’t get it. we’ve seen bucky be super ignorant in other ways, but idk how it applies here.

jesper: why do you call him "gandalf?" matthias: gandalf the wizard? hello, didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school? jesper: no, i had sex in high school.

people shipping namor x shuri like he’s not literally a 500 year old god and she’s not below the legal drinking age (and shuri x riri IS RIGHT THERE)

i have many regrets,,, one of them is definitely deciding to rewatch bbc merlin and remembering the shitty ending <3

wylan: my boyfriend is so stupid. he kissed the wrong guy in front of me

inej: mine called me an “investment”

nina: mine tried to kill me and called me a slur

wylan and inej: what.

nina: as a Healer…

kaz: heartrender

nina: i hereby offer my licensed services…

kaz: unlicensed

nina: as a grief counselor…

kaz: grief causer

nina: if anyone needs to talk, the doctor…

kaz: not even close

nina: is in!

YES U GET IT!!

i think we should advertise menstrual products to trans men the way we advertise deodorant to cis men. i think that would be really funny.