@ People Who For Some Reason Thought Namor Was FLIRTING With The 20 Yr-old Whose Mother He Murdered

y’all: i can excuse incest, but i draw the line at child marriage.

me: you can excuse incest???

this is why darcy threw up on mr ajayi’s bed

UHM where are all the students shipping the crap out of mr ajayi and mr farouk?? two single teachers chaperoning a schooltrip and sharing a room should end in at least 4 fanedits and a notesapp slash fanfic written on the bus.

i have many regrets,,, one of them is definitely deciding to rewatch bbc merlin and remembering the shitty ending <3

no bc like i don’t ship sebastian and anthony bc i think they have a really cute friendship. but, imagine if they just... suddenly announced they were dating. do u know how fucking funny that would be? this app would crash, twitter would lose it, and tiktok would be ruled by them. like no, this will not happen bc they’re both straight, but oh my god if it did. we would never recover.

i absolutely ADORE aziraphale and crowley as characters, and their relationship like. they're married they're divorced they're pining desperately they're in the awkward flirting stage they're best friends they have all the genders they have no genders they're older than the earth itself they're the most middle aged ever they go on dates they get drunk and talk nonsense together, they look at eachother like THAT "anthony janthony crowley and aziraphale zira fell" they wear glasses when they dont need to they're gay dads they're wine aunts they have no children they're complete opposites they're the exact same really they were in love before the first rain even fell they're poetic and star crossed they probably accidentally inspired every single romance book trope but they also. just like and care about eachother a whole bunch and im OBSESSED with it truly no one is doing it like them

i’m loving the sudden conflict between the good omens fandom and the spn fandom. like why tf are we arguing which one is better? which one sent an angel to super hell after admitting his gay feelings? that’s what i thought.

jesper: occupation? racist. matthias: actually i was a drüsk- matthias: racist is fine.

matthias: my shoelace came untied! it could’ve happened to anybody!

kaz: that’s your excuse? inej weighs five pounds, jesper can’t swim, and wylan’s never even seen an ocean

jesper: uh, i can swim, racist

No I’m ok, it’s just the way that Jesper is probably one of the first men that Inej has felt safe with since the menagerie and Inej is one of the only people who loves Jesper fully and unconditionally regardless of his faults and now they have to leave each other for separate goals that got me for a second there