I Went To The Dentist Today And My Dentist Honest To God Said “can I Ask You A Question…….what

I… I. ;w; wow he really is a dad huh. “I’ve always wanted a daughter :(” ok you sweet old man. this comic is from the 70s JLA so like. dont worry buddy you’ll get a daughter in the 90s 

About a week ago I posted this.

I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:

and my personal favorite

After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.

About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like

I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like

This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”

But I guess the lesson goes like this:

DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

i love you girls who maim! i love you girls who bite heads off! i love you girls with giant axes! i love you girlies covered in blood and viscera! i love you girls who lose themselves to the rush of battle! i love you girls who are unhinged! i love you girls that lash out! i love you girls that look at their path of destruction and realize how alone theyve become!!!!!

Girlies and non girlies of the jury,

hey nsfw blogs who don't know: sometimes minors in nsfw spaces will use math equations in their bio to add up to their age instead of putting an actual age.

for example they'll sometimes say 2 + 7 + 7 to say they're 16 years old. or they'll say 19 + 2 - 7 to say they're 14 years old. i've seen this a lot on both twitter and tumblr from minors looking to follow 18+ accounts.

also if they say they're 20 but have quotes around their age they're also a minor. eg. "20"

please block and report any minors who do this. and minors, stay the hell out of adult spaces. this is not a safe place for you.

when people don’t believe you’re actually 5″8 because you’re constantly slouching so when you stand up straight for once it suddenly causes WW3

lol some Miami firefighter got suspended for texting this

dream smp characters asking for your pronouns: part one

dream: what are your pronouns? wait no let me guess- she/they? what do you mean no? why?? they fit you so much better though. you know what? its fine if you dont use she/they pronouns, no really its fine, i just thought-

sapnap: do you have adjectives too?

george: snooork mimimimimi.... snooooooork... mimimimimi

karl: he/her? i hardly know her!! 🤗🤗❤️

quackity: pronoun pins are $15 each.

sam: please write your name, pronouns, address, and reason for visiting and ill call you back when hes ready to see you.

ranboo: do um. do you have p-pronounce??

tubbo: get lost before i make you.

tommy: do you use man pronouns, woman pronouns, or ranboo pronouns?

wilbur: oh to have the awareness of self to formulate my own identity- alas my soul died with lmanburg; what is identity without a soul? do you wanna smoke some dmt with me?

ugh this is so embarrassing but i need help.

my moms been out on workers comp for the last month due to a work related accident. our income for this month has drastically decreased and we weren’t able to make my tuition payment for this month, nor do we have enough funds for other school related expenses, such as travel, basic necessities, and school supplies. my mother is the only financial support that i have as my father, stepmother, and stepfather both refuse to contribute to my education and im in rough standing with my grandparents after coming out to them.

currently, my account is on hold and i won’t be able to register for classes and i may even lose my housing if it’s not paid by the end of the week. we have most of it already but we still need $500 to make the rest of it.

i really wish i was able to do commissions or something but with the upcoming school year, i know i won’t have time. so if you can, i would appreciate any donations possible. my kofi is linked in my pinned but you can also find it here. if you don’t have anything to spare that’s more than fine. i’d appreciate it if you could reblog this post so that someone else may see it.

i appreciate your help.