AWESOME. NOBODY WATCH IT

This. This is one of the prime reasons I planned that my farmer would be nonhuman anyways.

please consider how much of a cryptid the farmer is in stardew valley

like

-[stares into space for three hours, completely motionless while waiting for their favorite person to open the door so they can shove a gift in their hands and then immediately runs off]

-they enter the mines. they are knocked unconscious. they enter the mines once more. they are knocked unconscious. harvey begs them to stop. they enter the mines o

-appears from the fukcign...void in the middle of conversations, says one thing, RETURNS TO THE VOID AND REFUSES TO ELABORATE FURTHER

- the farmer has been fishing for 12 straight hours. they eat a fistful of tulips. they continue fishing.

-people don't question why one person needs so much void mayonnaise. they also have stopped noticing when the farmer climbs into the sewer.

-it is your birthday. a farmer kicks open the door at 9 am, hands you an entire chocolate cake, and leaves. you are overjoyed. you do not understand.

-eating an entire pizza in one bite.

Yknow what. I’m just gonna say it.

It’s about time we have a fictional princess who actually enjoys being a princess.

She enjoys the politics. She enjoys the diplomacy. And she enjoys the balls and banquets and attention and pretty dresses and that doesn’t make her a dumb shallow bimbo or some regressive anti feminist handmaid or whatever the kids say these days about women who don’t fall in line with their Strong Female Character power fantasies.

All the princesses urging for ‘something more’ that’s all fine and good but I’m ready to see a princess who appreciates that being a princess is already a lot!

x

absolutely HATE evil, gatekeepy, racist, bully girls taking up space in the pink soft girl community. GET OUT

If anyone ever acts like the royal family has no power over this country, here's your reminder they very much do as people aren't even allowed to say what they think on the monarchy without being arrested right now by police.

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YOUR WELCOME I LOVE YOUR WORK KEEP IT UP!!! 💖💖💖💖

I was gonna make a big n fancy one but I fucked up my hand so I did this in aggie.io instead (also I love the image you put in response to me asking if it was chill for me to make fanart- I’m keeping it for the future)

ggGOOOOOOH THEY ALL LOOK SO CUUUUUTE 😭😭😭 love the lil color coordination sksks THANK YOUUUUUU

my favorite sdv media is things that preserve the chaos of the farmer. i want emotional fanfictions where the farmer gifts Shane a singular egg in the morning on his way to work and he falls in love. i want elliott to watch the farmer eat raw seaweed fresh from the sea. being a farmer in stardew valley is incredibly chaotic and i am here for it

mormon kids under the age of 18 being told their church is a cult

mormons 18-24 after they go through their endowment ceremony and receive their new name and secret clothing and learn the secret handshakes and passwords and realize everyone around them has been secretly doing this the whole time and now theyre going to be sent away from their family for 2 years where they will literally not be allowed to be alone for 1 second of the day except to go to the bathroom and they have no idea how to get out of what they just got into