Me Hallucinating I’m On Shark Tank After 600mg Of DPH

when someone does this to me they get a Telltale Games popup [Sp00kyButch will remember this.] and they permanently lose access to some of my story choices

Me when my able-bodied friends walk too fast

Constantly in awe at what people can survive and how they can be so nice even after all that

also remember that there is no enforcement office for the ADA like there are for other similar government acts! the burden of enforcing ADA is placed entirely on disabled people and our lawyers.

the ADA simply defines grounds for lawsuit. that’s all it does. the ADA is the bare. fucking. minimum.

happy 34th anniversary of americans with disabilities act (ADA)! remember ADA is bare minimum!

Once you become a certain age, it is your responsibility to unlearn behaviors that hinder your growth as a person.

*gently takes you into my arms*

hey. hey. go put a slice of gouda and some crushed up chips in your mac and cheese. things are gonna be alright someday. maybe soon. maybe they already are.

Likes to charge reblogs to FUCKING cast

its not even on the internet bc im scared of that but irl im like. hey new friend do you want to know all my kinks and my entire medical history? if i don’t tell you i’m lying to you

this is happening to me rn

every character should get fatter to signify that their life no longer sucks

every day I'm clocking in for my shift at the not making sense factory . we don't know what we're making only that it's not sense.