But What If I Want To Raise 6 Magical Kids On An Island With My Gay Lover. Why Do They Get To And Not

phineas and ferb episode that is rated pg13 so they are allowed one f-bomb. candace keeps trying to find the perfect situation to use it but every time she tries she gets interrupted or drowned out by a comically loud horn. meanwhile doofenshmirtz has made the censor-inator because now that they're pg13 he's convinced that vanessa doesnt know any swear words (she knows all of them) and that she'll explode if she hears someone say "shit" so he wants to make the entire tri-state area child-friendly. he flies it over danville in his official blimp and a one-off joke is that his laser hits a rated r movie that's a clear parody of the human centipede or someshit and it turns into a barney-the-dinosaur-ass psa. at the last second perry destroys the inator and knocks it out of the blimp and it fires off one more laser that censors out phineas and ferb's invention before mom can get home. candace tries to finally drop her one-allowed cuss but her voice has given out. perry comes back and makes a little platypus noise (all of those have been swear words the whole time but because nobody speaks platypus nobody notices) and then part of doof's machine crashes into the house (candace is in charge) and ferb says "what the fuck"

when declan asks ronan what he’s gonna do with his life and ronan 100% says “actually i was thinkin about being a farmer” with the accent and everything literally makes my soul ten times lighter

🫶🫶 not really anyone new but @benders-back @speeeeeb can't wait to see you again :D

Uhm so I'm doing this.

So apparently there's a lot of fake ass people on Tumblr who will just interact with you for comments and or followers or attention. So uhm I'm tagging ppl and they repost this and tag their moots too pls.

@fishtheflowerchomper

@fishgutzz

@notrighttonight

@tygerlilyrotsaway

I def would tag more but I've just interacted the most with these individuals :3

Please be real moots! I love u all anyways lmao

how am i supposed to feel pretty when this is the standard? 😭😭😭

the duolingo webtoon was not on my 2024 bingo card

Ronan writing 'remembered' on Noah's car to comfort him and Noah removing himself from everyone's memory to save Gansey

I know people have said this a million times but Adam in college telling people about his "farmer boyfriend from Virginia" and them thinking of some stereotypical hillbilly and then meeting Ronan Lynch is so fucking funny to me

So I've been replaying spiritfarer

26 days tell Heartstopper season 3

that meme that’s like me my gf and her €500 plushie but it’s blue gansey and his boyfriend adam