So Um. Turns Out I Am Not Cartwheelable. Today Has Been Long.

ok so ex gf lore drop.

we dated for a while then ended up at different schools. i broke up w her cuz i thought i lost feelings (in reality i was just depressed asf). anyway two yrs later we’re still friends but haven’t talked irl and now im moving to alaska. ever since we broke up i can’t stop thinking abt her. recently reached out and we decided to hang out this summer. and god. i want her so bad.

hahaha nooooo. you get *spins wheel* live dissection!!!

“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.

plague may be bubonic but this ass is iconic

having parents who are chill now but used to suck is wild. like yeah mom thanks for taking me for a barnes and nobles mental health day. yeah can’t believe you used to gaslight me hahahaha.

ok so let’s do some analysis. we all know season one steve is kinda characterized as an fboy, but season four season steve is general considered to be more of a gentleman and a mother figure. hence, option one would make the most sense.

HOWEVER, there’s the obvious tension between eddie and steve. (and okayyyy maybeeee im a little biased cuz i ship them). steve is also not super physically close with people.

we only see him being physically close with people who he is implied to be romantically involved with.

clearly, we see a lot of physical intimacy between steve and nancy. there is also physical closeness between steve and robin, hinting at steve’s (brief) romantic feelings for robin. beyond that, robin is a far more physically affectionate character than steve and is more casual about physical touch, which is part of the reason we see a physical closeness between the two.

beyond that, we don’t see steve having close physical interactions with other characters. yes, he hugs dustin and whatnot, but this is displayed in a sort of parental light, so it doesn’t align with the qualifications of the intimacy between steve and potential romantic interests.

yet steve has a LOT of physically close interactions with eddie, and in only one season. eddie, much like robin, is displayed to be a bit more casual about this sort of closeness, but the sheer quantity of times steve and eddie are shown close to one another is beyond notable.

the obvious images, of course, but also the following:

which parallels…..

this shot.

not to mention:

okie well that’s what i got for yall. to all the steddie haters: i hope this expands ur perspective. steddie fans: i hope this helps you feel more joy and hope.

that’s my argument for #2 btw.

Everyone knows the age old question: where is Steve’s hand?

Well I have a proposition or two:

aaron burr core

i bought existential dread to the gunfight

pull it together you little bitch ass rat. we got shit to do.

Sighh...

My sense of humor is so broken

My stomach hurts from laughing so hard, and so much

All because I made this

@loozerboykisser STOP REBLOGGING YOU FRUITY LITTLE HEATHEN

“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.

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i just won a game and to celebrate i made everyone lose The Game.