Bro Is Gatekeeping The Shower.

i seem to have a knack for befriending weird little trans dudes.

@loozerboykisser STOP REBLOGGING YOU FRUITY LITTLE HEATHEN

“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.

the inherent sadness of growing up alongside boys. watching as they are consumed by all the wrong lessons their fathers teach them. no, please don’t grow up. i miss the boy you were before your father hit your mother for the first time. before he screamed and you screamed back. before he said it has to be like this. i still love the memory of you. why must the wind beat down upon you and form you into a tree forever marred by the conditions it was forced to grow in. can i bring you back? shelter you from the wind? i guess i’ll never know. we’re both too grow to go back.

woah mama means family

there are gorillas in my uterus and they’re hosting fight club

the names murple. starrain murple.

watching season one shameless rn and im absolutely losing my shit bc what do you MEAN fiona and ian and lip are all going thru some rly serious stuff and frank is just. sent to canada???getting pegged????? having freaky time with his son’s girlfriend’s mom????? im so lost.

tumblr adds are so funny. going from scrolling insta to scrolling tumblr is like crossing an aesthetic looking street, making it to the sidewalk and then immediately getting hit by a neon green truck with a frog face.

YouTube ads: (30 seconds of irrelevant wackiness) Oh hohohoho the creature wants the Food!

Facebook ads: (fabricated sponsored "news" article) Here is why, everyone is buying the new thing. Trust us everyone is buying it

TikTok ads: (paid actor) I just bought this thing and it totally changed my life! Join me on my Journey, with Product...

Tumblr ads: (ai generated image of heaven) The Truth About Your Elbows

“that much sugar is bad for you” “that much caffeine could kill you” listen karen. unless you wanna try fighting my sweet tooth and caffeine addiction in hand to hand combat, stay out of it. i’ll die exactly how i want to thank you very much.

they kinda look like a meme template ngl