POV You’re Belos And You Just Walked Back Through The Portal

Emo may never die

My Chemical Romance

me: okay, I’m so out of my emo phase I mean I listen to some bands and all but I’m not a hard core fan anym-

mcr: *changes website layout and profile picture*

me: hoe don’t do it

mcr: *post video with black parade in background and a date*

me: oh my gOD

Me: *slides Tyler and Josh 20 dollars*

Me: lets talk about regional at best

Musicals Badly Explained With Out Of Context Falsettos Lyrics

Avenue Q- “Life is crappy”

Be More Chill- “He was horny”

The Book of Mormon- “Religion’s just a trap”

Dear Evan Hansen- “I’m neurotic, he’s neurotic They’re neurotic, we’re neurotic” alt- “I worry a lot I worry a lot I worry a lot”

Hamilton- “We like fighting most”

Les Misérables- “I… I can’t believe she loves you”

Mean Girls- “She just likes the way you dress” / “Well, who wouldn’t”

Something Rotten- “I have something rotten Which appears though now it’s well forgotten”

RENT- “Sex and games in New York City” alt- “Could you please make my friend stop dying?”

Heathers- “Do not ever slit your wrists”

Newsies- “I don’t live the life of a normal child”

Legally Blonde- “I think, perhaps, I’m overdressed”

Into The Woods- “What a mess this is this family”

Spring Awakening- “Everyone hates his parents”

Waitress- “And Jesus Christ a Doctor!”

Chicago- “Or perhaps that’s an alibi” / “Yeah, perhaps it is” / “Yeah, I don’t care to discuss it”

The Band’s Visit- “Four Jews itching for answers”

EDIT (aka add ons from the comments)

Carrie- “Go ahead and kill your mother”

Miss Saigon- “Just because you failed as parents”

How to be fucking hot and fucking cute at the same time, a lesson by Josh Dun

Theatre kids hearing the start of “Seasons of love” is the equivalent to emo kids hearing the g note in “welcome to the black parade”

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