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Whats a bootleg ive never hearda those

#fanficproblems

Every time TID is brought up in a different book

Jem: a dear friend of mine-

Me: hoe don't do it

Jem: my parabatai-

Me: STOP

Jem: William

Me: *in tears*

Cause of every theater kids death:

Trying to sing all of the parts in any of the songs where the lyrics overlap

A Series of Unfortunate Events: *has a title that explicitly states that nothing in this show will go right*

Lemony Snicket, every episode: this show is depressing and nothing, absolutely NOTHING, will go right so LOOK AWAY

Me: *doesn't look away*

The episode: does not have a happy ending

Me: hoW DARE - WAIT UNTIL THE READERS OF THE DAILY PUNCTILIO HEAR ABOUT THIS

“A lot of people are under the impression you should just wait for something creative to hit you, which kind isn’t right; I think you have to put the work in sometimes. You have to get yourself in chair and write crap for a while until you start writing something good.”

They didn’t allow Salem to talk in the reboot because he’d be too powerful.

this has been a psa brought to you by yours truly, keith kogane in a ponytail and a pacifier