When I Was, A Young Boy, My Father, Took Me Into The City, To See A Marching Band. He Said Son When,

when mashima said he wanted to make a happy end for Fairy Tail

What we thought:

What he really meant:

lane boy // twenty one pilots

I didn’t breathe for 82 minutes

major One Piece arcs, or as i like to describe them

Hachiko and the evil clown pirates

Pinnochio’s origin story

pirates vs. chefs vs. Dracula

literal loan sharks

Pinnochio 2.0 except it’s just the whale’s sad backstory

norse giants on jarassic park

Rudolph except sadder and worse

Mafia Boss Captain Hook Tries To Take Over Egypt And Nearly Succeeds

god tries to kill everyone for shits an grins and then flies to the moon

alternatively: native american history, the anime arc

play silly games while evil count chocula steals your friends

furry spies, sad boats, and government conspiracies

halloweentown: the island

cyborgs, bubbles, and racism

medusa + amazons

Dante’s Inferno 

mini world war 1

The Little Mermaid except with more racism

this is why kids shouldn’t take candy from strangers

Toy Story in spain with gladiators

furries: the elephant

Alice in Wonderland meets super sentai assassins meets The Godfather

My favorite fandom is the Jacksfilms Fandom

It’s the only fandom that I can think of where the audience insults the Youtuber and the Youtuber insults the audience and both parties insult everyone else and the best part is that NO ONE gets hurt.

…except maybe Jinx but we don’t really talk about that.

I have three modes of reading

Dont read

Read a 500 page book in a day

Read only fanfiction until my eyeballs drop out of my skull from exhaustion

Millennials, basically

FAIRY TAIL HAS 2 VOLUMES LEFT

I have realized that the perfect form of media must have a delicate balance between absolutely heart wrenching pure emotional devastation and the most ridiculous nonsense you have ever seen in your whole life