Sorrelsquid - Out In The Big Blue

Ianto Jones + Alternate Versions

Can’t think of a single apocalypse or plague movie that anticipated the run on toilet paper.

ASMR: It is the year 12,000. You have strayed far from your family’s encampment while foraging for nutrients, and you stumble upon a peculiar structure in the wilderness. It is overgrown with strange, stunted plants, and as you approach, a hologram is activated. The ghostly image of an ancient votary of the atomic priesthood appears before you and delivers a pre-recorded message in a language that is at once alien to you, and strangely familiar… you have stumbled across one of the Great Old Ones nuclear waste disposal sites, from before the world moved on…

[Script is the summary of the proposed long-time nuclear waste warning messages from the Sandia report, aimed at protecting humanity from the threat of nuclear waste for at least 10,000 years, even after civilization collapse]

Had no idea Dracula Daily was a thing and just assumed the collective tumblr hive mind decided English realtor Jonathan Harker was the little meow meow du jour for no reason at all

Ok

This will always be one of the funniest god damn exchanges of anything I’ve ever seen in my life and its less than 10 seconds

um excuse me sir these are my emotional support worms

helping me crochet a net for my plushies! i love making soft decor, it’s like my stuffed animals are cuddled in bed along with me even if they aren’t actually in my bed

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Keira Knightly in Anna Karenina (2012)