Laios Pov

the year is 2023, marie kondo holds j*ff b*zos by the skin on the back of his neck in front of a public gathering

“does this one spark joy?” she shouts at the restless audience, they boo in response

she snaps his spine like .5mm mechanical pencil lead and throws his lifeless corpse to the crowd, they cheer in response

I think we as a society don’t talk enough of that one part in the manga that Laios tells Izutsumi to kill him if anything seemed wrong after he spoke with Lion. Mind you in secret as well.

Like genuinely this is the definition of placing full trust onto her and it’s so… WAHHHHHHHHHH

This also further fuels my agenda of Izutsumi and Laios bond where Izutsumi warms up to him and Laios learns to be more observant of her but at a distance so she isn’t weirded. Daughter and Father Agghhhhhhhhhhhh

He buys her the good quality fish at the store, and gets her snacks when she seems in a bad mood.

Also thinking of how in post canon she brings monster she kills to him. Urghh kitty coded

Further fueling in my mind Izutsumi Chilaios child that they learn to parent.

Band AU Laios, Chilchuck, and Toshiro forced to go through a moe outing trip to go visit a port town a few train rides away to try to get inspiration for a new song or two.

Chilchuck ends up sharing a bed with Laios to not disturb Toshiro who seemed tired but instead accidentally cockblocks him since Toshiro wanted to share a bed with Laios.

Laios is just happy he can hug something as he sleeps as I think he’d have a million plushies of different monsters and animals and reads them bedtime stories that are just monster encyclopedias that every time they get something wrong Laios just raises an eyebrow at his plushies before going back to reading.

Modern AU laika where Laios works at a connivence store living paycheck to paycheck while on the side taking community college classes where Kaka part times as tutor but has difficulties as he’s usually more nonverbal having trouble speaking to others.

So Laios and Kaka have quiet tutor sessions where they try working everything out silently only speaking when absolutely necessary

Sometimes I really wanna draw one of my ships as album or song cover art like you can’t tell me the Ikanaide cover art wouldn’t pop off as ship art but then I realize i actually have to pick up my pencil unfortunately

Cuteness overload （＾Ｏ＾）

I am soooooo late but in my defence bluepoch was unreal for putting APPLe's and Horropedia's birthdays back to back

I think a lot of that one post that pointed out how Laios often makes himself smaller by hunching over and other small gestures making him himself smaller looking.

Which makes me think as it was also pointed out how it seems almost dysphoric the way he seemingly disconnects himself of his own masculinity.

Anyways so now my big head canon I have of him is just the sheer body dysphoria he probably feels through his day to day life, from his height, stature, demeanor, and most things about him when by all means he’s a genuinely kind person who’s heavily interested in his topics of choice but seen as weird and it’s soo

Chilaios modern au where they’re getting married but only invited people like a week or so before the day and almost no one else knew they where together so it’s just a week of people scrambling to get a gift especially those who prefer to be more elaborate and most confused as hell the only people who really knew beforehand being Falin who thought they where obvious, Senshi who’s head cook, and Izutsumi who dgaf

WE’RE GETTING THE SHIRTS

I think something I’ll never get over of is that Gallagher’s real name was Penacony from being a bunch of pieces of Penacony mashed together by a history Fictionologist. And the repeated saying that "The Watchmaker had loved Penacony until his last breath" Mikhail being the watch maker it’s so..

Everyday this ship makes me want to rip out my own hair more and more.

The idea that Gallagher most likely knew Mikhail didn’t mean it as loving him but still holding it close to his heart and Mikhail not finding the way to say he means it is both loving the land of Penacony and Gallagher before he passes away . (；ω；)

And thank you timely Mikhagher account on twt for pointing this out