This Show Is Like??? So Serious But That's Honestly Boring So Instead Here's More Headcannons That Mean

Hatter would steal you the most fanciest, expensive and insanely big ring for you to propose with and then would try convince you to trade rings with him because he wants it hes pretty princess he needs the fancy ring to attend his tea-parties with Aguni, his farm animals, and Arisu

do any of them have parents???? like I think amber has a dad and obviously Nina has her nan. Jerome has a dad I think and so does Eddie but where the fuck are their parents??? like the responsible ones? because if my kid returned home presumably having nightmares about a dead Egyptian god and or ghost or their friends dying...honestly id do nothing either. like its so unbelievable I'd probably assume its just them Larping to hard  shit are the parents good people for not calling out their kids weird roplaying habits? are the other kids who don't know what the weird kids with the whole curse shit are doing good people for not bullying them? because I know that if I did ANY of what they did I’d be bullied.

it's janurary 3rd somewhere. not here. but somewhere

I like to imagine if you piss of hatter he just spits at you like an angry lama. Like something like this I guess  Chishiya: what if we didnt do that  Hatter Spits at him hitting his eye Chishiya: oww shit did you spit at me?  Hatter Spits at his other eye  Aguni: means he disagrees, next person? 

God himself could not have prepared me for this. I hate my friend so much

I haven't slept in like 2 days not the point I have the fantastic idea that Kuina would play a sort of cupid at the beach. She’d pair up couples left and right and centre. the catch? she pairs up the worst possibly star signs imaginable because if they fail she 1) gets good drama ( it isn't like TV is available) and 2) can ‘prove’ to chishiya that star signs are real

Arisu: so uhh apparently asking your boyfriend to watch porn with you, create an excel sheet to collect data on things we liked about the videos and things we didn't, finally work out what creates the perfect video in our  eyes and then film it isn't a good date? News to me.  Arisu:anyway I'm now single someone bring me chocolate and a big hug 

marichat but she doesn’t have a skylight so chat has to come through one of those cube glass windows

pov you are marinette

Okay so not a on-shot BUT:

Go full on British pe lessons and make it bench ball. Inter house bench ball at that. Realllly give in to how pathetic this is. It’s just every house on campus playing bench ball against each other for shitty sports day points.

And of course these two lads are creating extreme practice regimes and have at least 50 pages of pure sport strategy hand written. Yes they did ignore their homework for this. Yes it was worth it. They rated everyone’s throwing, catching, and blocking skills 1-100 down to the 5th decimal place. This is the most math either have done in their life. They have the perfect strategy worked out for their team.

Either way they lose the inter house competition because no amount of strategy can overcome an all girl team of mean girls (said with love, being on those sort of teams was great).

someone write me a one-shot au where mick stayed for season 3 and he and eddie are running dodgeball like the marines please i NEED IT

it gets even funnier when you think about the fact he'd be searching for himself. like. I can't even. Both physically and metaphorically ya know. It's so on the nose it hurts.

Thinking about one post here that I read a few years back, where, instead of Aang surviving the air nomad genocide, he dies with them, and the Avatar is reincarnated along the cycle, and by the time of the show, the Avatar is now in the Fire Nation, and it's. Zuko. And I cannot stop thinking about how funny this is as a concept. The same guy who yelled at the sky to strike lightning at him. That's the Avatar now.