Since We Know Animals Still Exist In Borderland (the Rabbit That Usagi Kills Aswell As The Panther And

confession

chat-noir: hey uhh ladybug I have something I gotta confess 

Ladybug: i swear to god if you say “i love you” again 

Chat-Noir: woah woah woah I was not- well now that you mention it...

Ladybug: chat.

Chat-Noir: ok no im sorry not the time anyway I was going to say that Im pretty sure my mums dead decaying corpse is in my basement and that my dads hawkmoth jeez no need to be so rude about my ✨feelings✨

Ladybug: excuse me WHAT THE FUC- 

anyway to ruin Alfie for me he defo listens to country music but its only when people on YouTube mash it with emo music and he listens to that constantly

Can’t lie Dido’s suicide is the best thing to happen to both Dido and (kinda) Aeneas. Cuss like listen okay Dido lusting over Aeneas is not his fault! It was the Gods work and then Dido’s sister that convinced her to act on her divine feelings.

Is Aeneas still kind of an ass? Yes. He still took her univera status from her, allowed her kingdom to collapse since she was following him like a duck, and then go on to denounce their (tbf unofficial) marriage . These aren’t great things but they also wouldn’t have happened without Juno, Venus and Cupid.

Anyway the reason why it’s good is cuss Dido gets to be with her husband- her one *true* love. The person she swore off men for. The person who even in death she craves to be in his arms! Like sorry but her suicide is what allowed her to return to him. Not to mention it’s what broke cupids spell AND brought her so much sympathy from Juno (who yes… is to blame) that she sent Iris to cut her life thread short. Ya know. BREAKING FATE! Her death is horrible but it’s also the kindest fate she could ever have once the Gods caught sight of her.

For Aeneas it’s not so much her suicide but the leaving, he does it for his son! It’s not even for himself he doesn’t care, mercury ‘manipulates’ Aeneas using his fatherhood and leader role against him to not only force him out of Carthage but to leave THEN and there. I mean come on, Aeneas isn’t pleased with Didos death, in book 6 he uselessly reached out to talk to her and in book 11 he buries his surrogate son, Pallas, in robes SHE gifted. He doesn’t forget her. Her last mention is with the son that he could never truly have. The family he could never have *because* of Rome. It’s depressing.

But it’s better than loving a man because the Gods forced you. It’s better than watching your kingdom slowly crumble around you and you not having the ability to care. It’s better than failing as a father and the carrier of your cultures future. It’s better than ignoring the call of the Gods.

Incorrect Quote

Kuina: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke. Chishiya: Okay, but what is updog? Last Boss: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish. Arisu: Not, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released. Niragi: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden. Usagi: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter. Kuina: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs. Arisu: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current. Last Boss: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway. Chishiya: What’s a henway?? Kuina: Oh, about five pounds.

here's some characters as quotes I've taken from a discord server I'm in. Mostly said by me and wildly ooc. Chouta: yep these are words Kunia: woooo no rights! Usagi: its ok dude he's also weird your perfect together  Arisu: no no no he's weird but not “lemmy send my fav p0rn and then also send racoon pics and then more p0rn” weird like I am Chishya : do you think racoons make p0rn?  Chishya : I hope a tentacle crawls down your throat and chokes you Niragi: so do I  Aguni: he's not a daddy just a dad I'm the daddy here- WAIT SHIT NO Arisu: dude do you know what I was doing yesterday? Karube: my mum? Arisu: ew no I was gonna say my math homework  Chishya : you just like seeing people in bikinis at the beach Kunia: no I like pretty people in ball gowns we’ve discussed this Arisu: listen I don't wanna be her I wanna be in her- on her- on- in....Listen I don't wanna be her I wanna be under her Hatter: I want to sniff gods crusty underpants Kuina to Chishya : No, no ,no. you cant put hentai on your godforsaken media presentation about how modern media is rotting the younger generations brains Karube: do your tits have milk? wait wait wait no not like that I swear I just wanted to make boob cheese I swear 

You, the greatest superhero there is.

And me. Your faithful partner.

Bonus:

Sometimes chat noir forgets he's not a real cat with real cat problems

Joy absolutely brought fabian a shit-ton of fabs during the summer as a joke on his nickname. He’d be like “I’m so hot” and bam 5 minuets later she’s shoving a fab ice lollie in his hand cuss she’s just so kind

the most unrealistic thing of season 4 episode 8 masterpeice is that....no one seemed to know the golden ratio??? besides spencer???

these people arn't idiots. Yet they have Spencer explain what the fuck the golden ratio is to them. on one hand I get it, explaining HOW he knew, on the other hand....it seems unrealistic for him to go "its this- commonly know this- and blah blah" WITHOUT someone going "No yeah we know what this is".

Cuss the golden ratio isn't some unique special only found in masters math level content. Its taught in year 3. It's found everywhere. It's one of the easiest recognisable patterns that's used in everything. And your telling me it took some shitty powerpoint type editing for Spencer to get the link. and for him to then explain it like he's talking to todlers for them to get it.

It's almost Ironic how pretentious this episode trys to come across whilst also having one of the shoddiest plots from the early seasons. cuss thats a perfect description of the killer. It's so fucking funny that I HAVE to assume its intentional.

I think what really set hoa apart from other shows for me ( other then my kid brain thinking season one had 90 episodes) was that all the relationships felt real? and like not even the romantic ones the platonic ones especially.  like yeah some of the scene can come off as something out of a cheese romance fic but they can also come off as just them being friends and bonding? and especially bonding with people that they've known for ages but haven't really like connected with if that makes sense? and I think it really reminds me of my old classes where yeah we’d not talk but when it got to certain times ( like before an exam or a last day of school) where we’d all just band together and chat and laugh and be a group? that's what I see in the relationships shown on the screen.  but maybe that was also what was missing in season 3 for me at least, because it introduced a lot of new characters who didn't know anyone/ new a few people. with Nina and Eddie the show showed that the og house residence already knew these people so it felt like we with Nina were being introduced into their lives and becoming friends with them and forming the deep bonds they already had. and then with Eddie we still follow Nina sorta so its not as jarring as if the pov suddenly switched to Eddie for season 2 ( and I think it made Eddie being the protag in season 3 a much cleaner transition then it could have been).  but with season 3 there were a lot of new characters that didn’t have already formed dynamics. and to go from the tight knit group of season 2 to people leaving, relationship drama, old couples that we loved being replaced by the new people ( and that's not the characters fault nor is it exactly unrealistic but its jarring all the same if that makes sense) it feels odd. it feels like almost a season 1 relationship building style with a season 3 plot and at times it made the show harder to watch because it couldn't explore as many emotions without redoing them from Nina's time, and it couldn't explore as many plot dynamics because the bonds weren't as strong.

but like season 3? pretty good considering they lost their old protag and then also Amber. though I do with we saw Fabians struggle with both of them leaving more because like sabuna was the 3 of them to behind with, and to be the last of the founders must feel horrid. and then for Eddie to rightfully take the lead and Patricia to take his place as like the love interest to the lead it must have been awkward? idk maybe they did explore that its been years since I watched season 3 

Imagine chat being forced to play the piano so obviously he just stays playing a random piece he’s been forced to learn. But oh no hawk moth (his dad!) realises “holy snickerdoodles the only person who could logically play the wonderful symphony that drastically is clearly adrien” and now you’d think he’d either stop attacking in fear of hurting his son or attack harder for the ‘betrayal’ but no hawk moth comes out of hiding and just slams the piano shut shouting “adrien o thought you where better than this. Maybe if you spent less time playing hero and more time rehearsing your playing skills wouldn’t be equal to a ally cat” an now you’d also think chat would be shocked but no instead he just goes “maybe if you didn’t try destroy Paris every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday at the exact same time for The past 3 years I’d have more time to rehearse “

Anyway these two are dramatic and the only way I could see a reveal working is if it’s soooo anti-climatic is comedic