✧ Weekly TWST Reblog Replies! - #1 ✧

YALL.. I FEAR TWST ATE ‼️⁉️

I feel like with ever update I see on twst chapter 7, I get punched in the stomach consecutively like- 😭

WHOS THAT DIVA BRO CAUSE CATER LOOKS SO GOOD IN THAT CARD I ACTUALLY WANT TO CRY 😭🫶 HE LOOKS SO FINE?? THE CROWN AND THE GAVEL OMGGGG, HE'S HOUSEWARDEN BUT HE'S SERVING CUN- 💅💅✨✨✨ THE HIGH RES IS SO SCRUMPTIOUS OMLLL HE LOOKS SO GOOD

DEUCE LOOKING ALL MAJESTIC IN THAT SUNRISE?? Twst pulling a Vil-Scalding-Sands ahh move like- “if we put them in quietly NOBODY will notice” 😭 but being fr he actually looks SO GOOD while looking ready to throw some hands-

CRYING laughing while watching the translation of the new jp halloween event because they put the big 4 (housewardens) into a room and told them to collaborate with eachother-

it played out exactly how you imagine it would 💀💀

THEY SPENT THREE WHOLE MINUTES ARGUING ABOUT THIS BRO 😭 ABOUT AN EVENT THAT WAS A WHOLE YEAR AGO

So.. about Jamil's dream..

(spoilers for chapter 7 scarabia stuff under the cut!!)

Everyone's been talking about how much it would hurt to be punched by Kalim with his bangles and jewelry on, but can we talk about the SOUND? like im just realizing that their fight during book 7 probably sounded an awful lot like this 💀:

"YOU A**HOLE, I HATE HOW TWO FACED YOU ARE!!"

*jingle jingle* 

"YOU JUST REALIZED IT NOW HUH, YOU INSENSITIVE B*STARD?!!"

*jingle jingle jingle*

"DONT WORRY ABOUT THAT YOU SARCASTIC IDIOT!!"

*the sound of jingling intensifying*

I get between the shouting and all, you wouldn't be able to hear it all that well, but I would be trying so hard not to laugh if I heard the the equivalent of "keys! keys!! *aggressive keychain shaking*" play out while i watched somebody deck their best friend in the face 😭

I DON'T NORMALLY REBLOG STUFF BUT HOLY SHIT

GOOD MORNING TWST NATION HOW ARE WE DOING

THIS EVENT GOT EVEN GOOFIER 💀💀

y'all.. this event is SENDING me it's so funny- there's so many funny moments in chapter 4 so here's my favorites:

the mental picture of sebek lifting up idia (who's only like 5 cm/2 in shorter than him-) is SO funny

like imagine seeing some random green haired guy who's tall asf RUNNING through town SCREAMING while carrying an EQUALLY tall, skinny asf guy with FLAMING blue hair ON his back 💀

Poor Trey getting dragged into this shit- even he don't wanna deal with Leona and Malleus's gay petty asf bickering 😭

riddle's tantrums are NOTHING compared to them 💀

Sebek (accidentally) SLAMMING Idia with that comment is also the greatest thing ever-

"hermit" is wild 💀 and the worse part is sebek met it with 100% sincerity, this is the nicest he's been all event and he literally told idia he doesn't go outside enough 😭

(in order to fit the 30 photo limit, i combined the first screenshot with the rest of these screenshots, Vil didn't immediately say the plan after insulting Sebek)

Vil slamming another freshman as a "unwashed, overripened vegetable” never gets old, atleast Sebek isn’t another potato (HE HAD THE CHANCE TO CALL HIM A CABBAGE BECAUSE OF HIS HAIR BUT HE DIDNT AND ITS SO TRAGIC-)

Idia trying his best to escape Sebek also is hilarious but unfortunately, he's not brave enough to challenge Vil's authority- and Epel finally has a reason to be grateful about being in Pomefiore 💀

Idia saying he regrets being a dorm head is also extremely funny because i just KNOW he’s thinking “dude I would’ve never been the party leader if i’d have to team with these annoying noobs..”

Leona cheering on the little girl and mocking Malleus cause he knows DAMN well Malleus can't actually hurt her is also hilarious-

Malleus is also petty enough for Leona to be WRONG about this, but atleast he got some sense knocked into him before the poor girl got blasted into smithereens- Malleus was actually gonna magic blast her into oblivion like 💀💀

(side note: leona looks SO handsome when he's actually laughing with a big smile, it's so unfortunate that we don't see this sprite often..)

Malleus and Leona getting along in order to gang up on Trey is lowkey CRAZY cause what is Trey gonna do to them 💀 mf was about to be bodied if he hadn't run off to talk with Shock in order avoid them-

(legitimately will never understand why they decided Trey was an enemy for trying to mediate their arguements by agreeing with both of them- dude is trying his best and yall dont stfu with your gay ass arguments like i would be tired of that shit too 😭)

THE TWEELS BIRTHDAY CARD GROOVIES 😭😭😭

HE LOOKS SO GOODDDFDDDN GOD HELP ME PLEASE I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE HES SO FINE

(it also never really occurred to me that he straightened his ahoge but that makes a lot more sense now cause how is it so straight 😭😭)

Floyd also looks GREAT in his card but 1. Is he shining his shoes?.. Or putting them on and that’s a sock because who in the FUCK puts their shoes on first 💀💀

(also what is with twst and like putting focus on their bare feet-)

RUGGIES CHAPTER 7 CARD!!

WAGHHH WHAT IS HAPPENING IN HIS GROOVY?? HES FLOATING THROUGH GOLD COINS?? I think it's a reference to his awakening or maybe he's doing his magical girl transformation- HE LOOKS SO ADORABLE IN THAT THO WAGHHHHH

skully be crashing out 💀

my guy started tweaking out and DRUGGED jack skellington, turned US into a pumpkin (unclear??!?) and KIDNAPPED grim (also unclear?!??) and poor zero witnessed it all- 😭

lowkey been so burnt out tryna get my life together with counceling and therapy, wondering if i should touch up on all the cards i didn't post about over the past month 😭😭 (trein ssr, malleus birthday sleepwear, floyd and jamil new year groovies)

BRO.. 💀

I REITERATE MY POINT DAWG 😭 MF'S LITERALLY THAT MEME THAT'S LIKE "my eyebags are specifically designed to carry the weight of my existence" 💀💀