Dazai's Like A Lesbian, In A Way

AU

‘the hands that cradled your face are soaked in unfathomable quantities of blood’

‘but they cradled me, yes?’

Fighting kitsune 🔥🦊

And I am a tattoo creator with a felt-tip pen. The hardest test in transport 😂👌🏼

Dazai: @idoshick

dazai is atsushi’s sleep paralysis demon

😦

Maria and Shadow but swap them 🔄

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

A rat has nested and has been rotating in the microwave known as my brain like this. Sound on for a better experience but watch your volume lol

Bonus:

Closer view of the perpetrator himself 🐀

Meow

Put this sad wet mafia cat in a bath