SO TRUE

Speaking of ultrakill, I found my little hollow knight/ultrakill crossover idea from like two years ago. It makes no sense lorewise for either, but I think I made some pretty neat designs

White Collar - Chapter Five

Sorry for the wait gang, but as foretold in the holy scriptures- lo, WCBC be upon ye

https://archiveofourown.org/works/55497721/chapters/167775178

Our Lord and Savior Avel has made me ship Sozob. I have been blessed by this ship

We are a very very dumb, stupid people

wip

oops

i know i do the trope of God-Like Figure Is Stripped of Power And Forced To Live Among Mortals And Ultimately Comes to Love and Respect Them a lot, but its a good trope dammit and I will use it as many times as i want.

Honestly, if you see an angel that’s all eyes and wings and wheels of fire, you should be worried. Like, not because it’s going to hurt you or anything, but because scripturally, angels invariably appear to ordinary people in human form. In general, they only show their inhuman true forms to prophets – which means if you’re seeing them like that, they come bearing responsibility.

Bugs

Another round of incorrect quotes about the bishops

Once again, I am using my headcanons in this.

Shamura, showing the picture of another god they have to kill: and this is our next objective.

Kallamar: I could take them.

Shamura: I do not doubt your abilities in combat but I do not think you could beat them in a fight.

Kallamar: a fight...? Yeah, no, I could never beat them in a duel.

Shamura: then what were you talking about?

Kallamar:

Shamura: what were you talking about

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Leshy: Anybody got any crayons so I can color in my Ph. D.?

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Narinder, walking in the room with the biggest tome about necromancy you can imagine: You know what I’ve realized?

Heket: Some thoughts are better left unsaid?

Narinder: Nice try, anyways-

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Basically their last discussion before Narinder got chained:

Shamura: What is wrong with you?

Narinder: Many, many things...

Narinder: And most of them are your fucking fault.

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Shamura, newly crowned and on their way to kill their first god: Underestimate me. That'll be fun.

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Narinder, four years old: I want to grow up to be like Shamura!

Kallamar, already done with everything: that's called developing a socipathic disorder.

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Leshy: Heyyy Narinder, how’s your… drink??

Narinder: What do you mean drink? It’s coffee.

Leshy: You sure?? *Looks to coffee maker*

Narinder: *Looks to coffee maker*

*Cement sitting beside the coffee maker*

Narinder:...I’m on my third fucking drink right now, I should be dead.

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Heket: I typed "whiny bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.

Kallamar:

Heket: Vroom vroom, come out already.

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Leshy: Cronch.

Leshy: You hear that? That's the sound of me eating sticks.

Shamura: No, don’t—

Leshy: Too late.

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Shamura: Sorry I can’t be emotionally vulnerable with you we're in a fucking war.

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Leshy: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?

Narinder: I only like dark humor.

Leshy, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?

Narinder:

Leshy: An IMPASTA!

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Leshy, first time visiting a zoo: What are they in for?

Shamura: Leshy, this isn't prison.

Leshy: So they can leave?

Shamura: No, but-

Leshy, pointing at a bird: I bet that one murdered someone.

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Shamura: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?

Kallamar: Narinder, probably.

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Leshy: Hey, Heket, where are you going?

Heket: Well, it depends. When I die, probably hell.

Heket: But right now I’m going to McDonald’s. Do you want an happy meal?