FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS ME

I also want a sea slug.

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Merry Christmas and happy Capricorn season, here’s some hot guys! Fun fact: Capricorn is sometimes called “the father of the zodiac” or “the daddy sign”. Explains a lot, huh?

btw all the translations I could find said that the Irish name “Daidi na Nollag” is closer to “father of December”, but their word for “father” is “daidi” and is pronounced like “daddy”, so it’s only sort of of true? I hope that helps some of y’all sleep better lmao

scary

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So I’m thinking I’m gonna make a series of these with Marsti as a waitress. She's just so memeable!

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it them!

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Dave says, "one time I dreamt Obama followed me around my house chanting, 'gay, gay, homosexual, gay,' until I cried." Dave summons another Dave from a different timeline to help him illustrate obama's part in this. when the other Dave leaves, he continues, "it was somehow the most humbling experience of my life." Rose replies, "# assigned gay by president". / end of all IDs.

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here it is! happy queer pride, everyone!!!

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ID 1: Skylla is sulking in a jail cell, saying, "one time I dreamt I got sent to death row because I had a countryish mullet instead of a gay alt one".

ID 2: Tyzias confides in Stelsa, "one time I dreamt a law was passed that made it illegal to say 'I'm gayer' when someone came out"

ID 3: Dave says, "one time I dreamt I met the patron saint of the gays". Nepeta does a cute pose. he continues, "she looked a bit like the Cheshire cat, but with green, red, and yellow stripes." Nepeta, now with stripes, does a threatening pose. "she could shapeshift into a human," he says as she transforms into Jade.

ID 4: Elwurd says, "one time I dreamt me and my entire class full of girls had to prepare and present an assembly to the school about Women's day". in her flashback, Bronya and Kanaya are with her in the library. she continues, "each person had to say what women are, i.e. powerful, strong, independent," while Chixie is shown at the microphone. Elwurd goes to the mic and narrates, " when it was my turn I said, 'women are gay,' and walked away for the next person to get to the mic". Kanaya says, "I mean you're not wrong". / end of IDs part one.

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part two will be in the reblog!

[image descriptions: the condesce addresses Kanaya, Rose, John, and Roxy, saying, "hey everyone, it's pride!" she holds up her trident. "you know what that means!" her trident and the Pisces symbol on her bodysuit are now rainbow striped, and she says while smirking, "forgetting about our war crimes because we have a rainbow logo now!" / end ID.

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happy pride, everybody!

please tell me I'm not the only one who thought it said motherfucker at first

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I just couldn’t resist!

Also, is there a word for like a weaboo, but for France?